Oh Maxy, promise you'll never grow up and leave me!
But I'm supposed to be taking out the trash.
Oh, no. Your daddy will take out the trash.
Thank you, daddy.
Save it.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Alex, lets give it a try. Now, lets say you havent eaten for days and You're in desperate need for a sandwich. What do you do?
I walk over to the sandwich shop and have Mom make me a sandwich.
Okay, yes, but Mom's not here.
Where's Mom?
It's not important where she is, umm, she's gone, she left the country.
She left the country? Why, is she ok?
Yes, she's fine.
Well if she's fine, I don't see why she can't make me a sandwich.
Here, I've already written one down for you, just read that and concentrate.
Satisfy my empty belly, make me a peanut butter and jelly. [Max turns into a PBJ sandwich]
You see what I just did there? I just illustrated the dangers of "Spell Improv". [Justin is about to eat Max] Ha-di-di-da! You have to use your words very carefully because in the Wizard World they take you literally. So, when Max said "Make me a peanut butter and jelly," they made him a peanut butter and jelly. [Justin begins to open Max and throws him back onto the couch] Yhoy!
Oh, I get it! Let me try it. Although I love such tasty snacks, I'd rather have my brother Max. [Max turns back into a human]
Hello!
[To Justin] Hey, thanks for not eating me.
Alex, you're a natural.
Thanks, that wasn't even true!
I'm sensing you have a devious and poorly thought out plan to get into this Ruby Donahue movie. I'm gonna ask you to leave me out of it.
Gladly. [As they walk away from each other, Alex gets in an isolated space.] I'm old enough to hang with actress model spokeswoman Ruby Donahue, so get me into Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2. [Alex is zapped away and is in an unvacant room with lots of pajama-clad teenagers]
Is that Ruby Donahue over there?
PMParty Member
No, silly! That's Bambi, the sensitive one! Just stay in character and scream when it's your turn.
[Alex, confused, walks towards the screen and finds out she is in the actual Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2 film] Oh, my goodness, I'm in the movie.
PMParty Member
And just in time, too! We're about to have a super fun Halloween pillow fight in our pajamas!
Aren't you a little old to be in a sorority?
PMParty Member
Aren't you a little young?
Fair enough. [grabs a pillow and begins smashing it over the guest while everybody does the same. Suddenly a phone rings, causing everybody to stop in fear] What's the matter? It's just a phone...why did the music get all scary?
[plays arcade games and stops upon seeing his friends] Why are you guys out here? The movie isn't even over yet.
F1Friend #1
Justin, that movie is WAY too scary! There's somethings in life you cannot unsee!
Where's Alex? She said she'd catch up with you guys.
F2Friend #2
She never did. But weirdly enough, there's an actress in the movie that looked just like her.
Really?
F2Friend #2
Yeah, and she even sounded kinda like her, and she was wearing the exact same outfit as her. Weird, right?
[now understanding that Alex did a spell on herself to get in the movie, he begins making sarcastic answers] Yeah, that's weird. What'd you get on that deductive reasoning test?
F2Friend #2
99%, why?
Now thats even weirder. Would you guys excuse me for a moment? [runs to the same isolated space Alex was in] Alex Russo has messed up and put herself in a movie. Put me also in that movie. [fails to get zapped] That didn't even sound like a spell. OK, what rhymes with "movie"? Boovy, juvy, loovy, PLANT! [realizes that "movie" and "plant" don't rhyme] Plant...this is going to take a while. [leans against the wall, looking for a spell that will work]
Hey, you're Ruby Donahue!
RRuby
Who are you?
Alex.
RRuby
Are you the evil sorority sister who's come back from the grave to punish us for our cute but reckless destruction of perfectly good pillows?!?!
What? No! I'm just a kid, I don't even know what I'm doing in this movie.
RRuby
Me neither. This was all my agent's idea!
Oooh, there's that music again! Where's it coming from?
RRuby
This is the part where I run screaming into the showers for no reason at all.
Well, it was nice meetin' ya.
RRuby
You too!
[finally getting inside the movie] ...in a groovy movie! little 1970s but it worked.
[after seeing two movie clerks talking about two new characters in Night of the Halloween Sorority Party Disaster 2] Miss, two tickets for that, uh, disaster...party--bingo!--Halloween thing, yeah.
Ok Max, now that your full powers are here. its time for the hat.
Oh not the hat!
What hat?
Dad that hats so ugly!
What hat?!?!
I cant believe my mijito is ready for the hat!
Somebody tell me about the hat already!
Oh, so it's like giving a burgler your money so he doesn't steal it!
I know a Jeannie. Jeannie Kowalski. Jeannie's dont like it when you flick them in the ear. That's lesson number one.
No, lesson number one is leave that girl alone. She's bigger than you.
I fell asleep on table 5 one night, its pretty comfortable.
What did you do!?
Max, how would you get a genie to come back to her lamp?
I know, orange soda.
What?
If someone poured orange soda in my room I'd be really mad.
You spilled orange soda in your room again didn't you? What did we say about taking it up there?
See she's really mad and she's going to my room.
Please believe me. You have to believe me. You can't let him be invisible forever; I grew up with him. You know he may dorky, and annoying, but he's fun, and gullible to pull pranks. He's my brother I need him back.
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