Jack, Will and others in “The Buying Game”

I finally found my life's calling, and it involves these two hands.

Ah. So you're going to be self-employed.

Insert laugh... here. I'm going to be a massage therapist. It was an obvious choice, being that I am a people person. I love people... as long as they're not hairy... or smelly... or have the dreaded bacne, ugh. Okay, I need some guinea pigs. Who's interested?

Smelly.

Hairy.

Thank you, friends.

Bacne. Oh, who am I kidding? It's alabaster from my neck to my ass. I just don't want to do it.