You know what the funny part is? [laughs] There is no funny part! My life is so unfunny, Mr. Hutt, it's not even...funny. I mean, what am I doing taking on a mortgage? I mean, my life is already a mess. I'm still renting an apartment, I don't have a driver's license, I'm not married, I live with a gay guy...
Grace...
I haven't had sex in 5 months! And I was in Bloomingdale's this morning waiting in line to buy wrinkle cream, and this Jennifer Love Michelle Sarah Felicity looking thing...bumps into me and says, "Excuse me...Ma'am." [sobs]
Gracie, don't do it if it's making you feel this way. It's not worth it.
Do I look like a "ma'am"?!
I'm sorry, Miss Adler. I had no idea.
No, I'm sorry, Mr. Hutt. I'm sorry you had to see me this way.
Look, it's not much, but perhaps I could lower the price a bit more. Think about it, OK? [leaves]
[abruptly stops crying] Now look at me and tell me and I'm not a good businesswoman.
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