Will & Grace · Season 4, Episode 7
“Bed, Bath, and Beyond” · Season 4, Episode 7
In this episode: Grace Adler (2), Karen Walker (1), Will Truman (1), Jack McFarland (1), Rosario Salazar (1)
Thank God she hasn't broken out the slides yet.
Ohh, thank God is right!
You know about the slides?
No, I just assumed it had something to do with her womanity, so I thought we'd just skate right past it.
No. Slides of Grace as a kid. Whenever she hits a real low point, she breaks out the slide projector and spends a few days trying to figure out where it all went wrong.
I'd say it was the day she became a gay man and fell in love with you.
[Grace is showing slides of herself]
This is me as a little girl. Look at that big, goofy smile. STUPID IDIOT, OPEN YOUR EYES, NO ONE'S EVER GONNA LOVE YOU!!
Look, I'm sorry I'm not as strong as you all. I wish that I were. But I'm not. Will, your lover of 7 years left you and you have to live everyday knowing that he's out there loving someone else. I couldn't do that. I would die. And Karen, your husband is in prison. The rock of your life, and you don't know when you're going to see him again. If I were you, I'd be a total wreck. And Jack, you're so resilient, you're a 32 year old actor/singer who gets involved in a million different relationships, and never gets invested in any of them. I wish that I could do that, but I can't. I'm not like any of you. I just handle things differently, so please, just let me go back to bed, and deal with things the only way I know how.
Finally, you're here!
You know, if you're gonna leave me in the limo for five hours, the least you could do is crack a window.
What, and let you start yapping out at all the other maids so that they can come over and jump on the car? I don't think so.
You better watch it, lady, because the next time you take a bath it'll be rub-a-dub-dub, I drop the blender in the tub.
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