Oh, honey. You have a dream. You know, I had a dream too. To be rich and beautiful and have a great body. Oh, look, my dream came true!
“Stakin' Care of Business” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Karen Walker (2), Grace Adler (2), Will Truman (1), Jack McFarland (1)
I couldn't help overhearing... because I was standing here listening.
[The gang is going to Will's parents house for Thanksgiving]
Now, brace yourself for real dysfunction: WASP dysfunction. You can't see it, you can't talk about it, but you know it's there.
Like a fart in church. [Everyone stares at Grace] Just tell them about the code.
Ah yes, the code. "Business trip" means my father going away for the weekend with his mistress, also known as "associate" or "client".
I learned that the hard way last year when I said I was taking on three clients at the same time.
Did you mean what you said? Are you thinking of having sex with someone else?
Stop fishing, you big lez! It's not going to be with you!
Aw shucks, and I made myself all purdy.
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