Will & Grace · Season 4, Episode 4
“Prison Blues” · Season 4, Episode 4
In this episode: Karen Walker (2), Jack McFarland (1)
Name, please?
Karen Walker. I'm Stanley Walker's wife.
Excuse me?
[shouts] I'm his bitch! Okay? Is that what you want to hear? I'm Stanley Walker's bitch! And I'm his one and only, just in case you pervs get any ideas during those lonely nights at lockdown--
Ma'am, I just couldn't hear what you said.
Oh, I'm Karen Walker. Oh my God, I have that same gun!
How sorry am I? "S" is for how very sad you make me feel. "O" is for, oh, how very bad you make me feel. "R" is for how wrong you make me feel.
And the other "R" is for how rotten you are. Get off. Get off the stage! I don't want to even look at you any more.
Actually honey I'm feeling much better. Yah, I just talked to Stan, he had a good day in prison today. He and a convicted junk bond trader smuggled a glazed ham out of the kitchen. So honey, if you want to leave, I know you have things to do. I mean - there's fashion mistakes to be made and it's probably happy hour at some gay bar.
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