Jack and Will in “My Uncle the Car”

Jack

I don't understand this. I mean, what's going on right now? What exactly are we watching?

Will

This would be called a basketball game.

Jack

Uh huh, uh huh. And where is this all taking place?

Will

That's Madison Square Garden.

Jack

That's a sports auditorium now?

Will

It's the world's most famous sports arena. But I can see how that fact may have eluded you, given that your entire knowledge of sports consists of giggling every time you hear the word "balls".

Jack

[giggles] Gets me every time.