Loki quotes from What If...?

Loki

[addressing a subjugated Earth from the United Nations Headquarters] Good evening, my loyal subjects. It is with great pride that I stand before you today to announce that in just one day's time, the nations of Earth have put aside their differences and united under my command. It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom hobbles you, diminishes your life's joy. You were made to be ruled. So I have come... to help you fulfill... your destiny.

Fury

Declaring war on this planet will not bring your prince back!

[stops Loki] Wait. He's not wrong. The All-Father would want us to listen.

Fury

We have the same enemy here. The person who killed your brother also killed two of my people. Good people. We should be working together.

Loki

We are not allies.

Fury

Then let me help you. I promise, when I find your brother's killer, you will have your pound of flesh.

Loki

[takes the staff that a member of the Einherjar has handed him] What a fascinating choice of words. But I shall require the entire corpse.

Fury

You need to give me time.

Loki

[glances at the sun, then turns back to Fury] Very well. You have until the next rise of Midgard's sun to deliver my brother's assassin, or I will reduce this planet to ash and ice.

Loki

[Knocks Fury down and points the scepter at him] You and your replacement Avengers fought valiantly, but now I think it's time you told me all your secrets. [gets kicked in the face by Ep 8 Natasha, who picks up the scepter that he dropped] I was told you were dead.

[points the scepter at Loki] Same. [strikes Loki with the scepter, neutralizing him]

Fury

[stands up] You're not my Natasha, but something tells me you have her spirit.