Phil Coulson quotes from What If...?

Coulson

[about Thor] Suspect is caucasian male, mid-twenties, with...Really great hair.

Fury

Excuse me...?

Coulson

It's an accurate description. Sir, he’s gorgeous.

Coulson

[nervously] Why do you need my password?

Natasha

[sighs] I need to get into the Avengers Initiative files, but I'm locked out of the system. And wanted for murder.

Coulson

I'm not telling you my password, Romanoff.

Natasha

Why not?

Coulson

Because I'm not.

Natasha

Coulson. Clint was your friend, too.

Coulson

#SteveSteveSteveIHeartSteve0704.

Natasha

Wow. Good one, Coulson.

Coulson

What?

Natasha

No, nothing. That's great. Thank you.

Coulson

The Avengers fell before they had a chance to rise. May they rest in peace.

Fury

They can. But we won't. The Avengers were always meant to be more than a team. They were an idea, the affirmation of humanity's need to believe that in our darkest hour, we will find our heroes.