What I Like About You Season 3 quotes

Lauren

Better cover up the supremes. Tonight is not about you girls.

Holly

(to Tina, about the invitations to Vince's "surprise" party) Oh my God. I told you. I sent you both an e vite. Tina got hers, didn't you, Tina?

Tina

(playing along) Totally got it.

Ben

(muttering) Of course she got invited, she slept with him, for God's sake!

Holly

(singing) Everybody! For he's a jolly good fellow. For he's a jolly good fellow. Would Tina meet me on the patio? Everyone just talk amongst yourselves!

Tell me, have you had any serious relationships?

Holly

Oh, tons. I just broke up with this British guy named Ben... I mean... Smen... Because he said I still like this guy... Smince.

Vince

Well, where is she?

Gary

Uh, well, she's not in Princeton visiting Henry.

Vince

What? Why would she go there? The radio guy told her to talk to her boyfriend, listen to his side!

Gary

Well, you know, Henry was her first love and... and he's known her the longest and you know, well, he's really really smart and dude was an excellent boyfriend.

Vince

... Oh, god, do you think they'll get back together? They can't get back together. Gary, don't let them get back together!

Gary

Calm down, girl!

Holly

Henry, you look so college-y. You even grew a soul patch?

Henry

I was going for a beard, but this was all that came in.

Holly

Hey, I remember when we first met - you didn't even have facial hair.

Henry

Neither did you.

Holly

True.

Uh, excuse me, do you happen to have a pen?

Henry

Uh, yeah, yeah... here you go.

Thank you.

Henry

Your welcome.

Holly

Wow... wonder what she'd do for a highlighter?

Henry

That's my girlfriend.

Holly

Henry, my god, she's so cute! How long have you guys been going out?

Henry

Like six months.

Holly

Henry, how come you didn't tell us about her?

Henry

(bluntly) No one called me.

Holly

...Oh, what's her name?

Henry

Her name's Holly and that's not sick.

Holly

I didn't say it was sick. Her last name's not Tyler, is it?

Henry

Hahaha.... no.

Henry

So, out of curiosity, why did you come out all this way to talk about Vince. Wouldn't it be easier to talk to Vince?

Holly

I love him. I can't talk to him. You know, with you and me, our feelings don't get in the way. We're basically brother and sister!

Henry

Awww... just what you want to hear from the girl you were in love with.

Henry

I guess the best way to put this is would be... you suck at relationships.

Holly

Mmm hmm, mmm hmm. Go on.

Henry

Don't you see, Holly? When things get not perfect, you start looking for other guys. With me, it was Vince. With Ben, it was Vince. Do you see a pattern?

Holly

The pattern is Vince! Wow, just sitting in Princeton is making me smart?

Henry

Don't you see, Holly? Vince is the guy who keep going back to.

Holly

And then I keep running away from him. Why do I keep running away from him? Why, Princeton, why?!

Henry

Vince speaks French?

Holly

Hey, it's my fantasy!

Did I tell you they're publishing my novel based on our love?

Henry

C'mon, Vince speaks French and he wrote a novel?

Holly

And he has a castle in Ireland.

Holly

Henry, you're so smart! Oh my god, if I didn't date you and break up with you, and then date you and break up with you, I'd so date you again!

Henry

Well, sorry, kid. I'm not available - remember I got myself another Holly.

Holly

Well, she's a lucky girl. Awww, Henry, you're the best!

Hey, Henry.

Henry

Hey, dude. (darkly) Thanks for all the calls.

Henry

(About Vince) Look at this guy. He loves you. He'll always love you.. Even when I loved you, he loved you. (Vince gives him a dirty look) But I digress.