Gary: Why are you staring at Ben's boxers?
Vince: So I can do this! (Throws boxers on the ground and jumps on them)
S3The Wedding (1)
(Vince opens the door, and Tina rushes in)
Tina: I hate my life!
Vince: (to empty door) Hi, Tina, come on in!
Tina: (to Vince) Remember we said not to talk about it.
Both: Don't tell Gary.
Tina: It means when someone has sex with someone it was a huge mistake.
Vince: Pie, Gary? (Shoves a piece in her mouth)
Vince: (To Tina, when they're alone) Well, ahaha isn't this awkward?
Julie: I didn't call him, he called me.
Holly: Rick called you?
Julie: I was just as surprised as you, which is why I'm crying. (to her therapist) Can I get some Prozac NOW?
S3The Wedding (2)
Val: (to Rick) I can't do this. This is not what I waited my whole life for.
Val: I'm not going to let something like the bride and groom breaking up spoil my wedding!
Did I ever tell anyone that you wrote Celine Dion a fan letter?
[shouts] She is excellent and Gary, you told everyone!
Holly: You wanna open presents!?
Val: I want to go home.
Holly: Here you go! (Shoves gift in her face)
Gary: This is a little awkward. Since you and I are best friends, we don't keep secrets from each other.. The girl that I hooked up with was Tina.
Vince: What the hell? I slept with Tina!
Gary: Ah-ha!
Val: I want to be numb so I don't feel anything ever again.
Don't go.
What?
Nothing. I need you.
Huh?
How come you heard all the mean stuff I said under my breath and none of the nice stuff?
I heard it. I was just double checking because... I couldn't believe you still liked me.
You still like me?
Of course. I love you.
I love you, too.
Aww... wanna get married?
(while insulting Rick..)
Lauren: And what about that annoying British accent?
Holly: Lauren, Ben's the one with the accent.
Lauren: We're not talking about Ben? My bad.
S3How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying to Be a Lesbian
Baby steps people. I came out didn't I?
LLesbians
Wahoo!
No no I didn't mean...oh what the hell.
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