Val: I hate that I'm so confused, and scared, and stuck, and--
(Vic kisses her)
S4Ground-Turkey-Hog-Day
(After Holly and Vince walk in and see Val and Vic kissing)
I never thought that would happen! I mean with the way the day started out... oh... I think I've been forgiven for last year and this year! Do you realize if I didn't break up that wedding, that never would have happened!
Okay, Val, from the second we got married, you said this relationship wouldn't work because we did everything backwards.
I said that?
Yeah. A lot.
Vic: I'm going to give you everything you've ever dreamed of.. which is why I'm going to go to the firehouse now.
Val: Uh, well, I did not dream that..
Val: Vic? You just made this my best Thanksgiving, too.
(after Vic leaves..)
Val: (smiling) Ohhhh my god!
S4For Love or Money
(about her pin number)
Holly: I love you so much, and--
Vince: Holly, what's the number?
Holly: Ben forever.
Val: (to Lauren) Rick is never going to leave his wife FOR YOU.
Hey, man, hey! Can I talk you about something? It's kinda embarrassing.
Oh, say no more. Use the cream from the third shelf in the medicine cabinet, takes away everything.
Gary, it's about Holly.
Oh. Tell Holly to use the cream from the third shelf in the medicine cabinet -
Gary, it's not about that. I saw Holly's paycheque - it's huge. I can't stop thinking about it, man. She makes so much more money than me.
And?
And it bugs me. I mean I'm the man. I'm supposed to be the provider.
No, no, you're the man because you found yourself a rich girlfriend. High five!
So, it wouldn't bother you that your girlfriend makes twice as much money as you?
Look, why make it a problem when there is no problem? You love her, she loves you.
Yeah, but it bugs me that she-
Okay, so you think that Holly is so far beneath you that she isn't entitled to make more money that you?
No, it's just that-
Oh, so then she doesn't deserve to make more money.
No, she deserves-
Then it's your stupid pride.
Oh... that could be it.
Now, what are you going to do about it?
I'm gonna get past it. Try to get past it.
No, you're gonna do it. Because real men get past it. Now, are you a real man?
Raah!
Weird, man, but real man.
Now, you know you're gonna have to pay for that.
Put it on Holly's tab. A real man can let his woman pay for his muffin.
Now, that's what I'm talkin' about. Keep it pimpin, player, keep it pimpin.
So, I got your text message. What's the emergency? You need your man for something? Lift something heavy? Kill a bug? Ride a bull? I'm your man.
Can't do it, Gary. Tried be cool, but I cannot be a kept man.
You ain't trying hard enough.
I hate him so much right now, but I don't know why.
I gotta make more money, Gary. Holly's just gonna make more and more. I'm telling you, she's going places. And I'm just going to those places to deliver packages.
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