TV show quotes
Who made you the boss of me?
Val. Val promoted me to manager.
Ha ha, and then what happened, you woke up?! Liar! Val is like an older sister to me - why would she pick you over me?
Oh, I don't know... maybe because I'm a business major, I show up to work on time, and I don't have a huge tab under the assumed name of Ms. Bar. Mitzvah.
Did you promote Gary over me and if so, why?
Well, Ms. Mitzvah...
Interesting. Do you compare it to hell because it's all hot and sweaty, and kinda burns?
What is wrong with us, Val?
Well, you're controlling.
And you don't know what you want.
We're both not well.
Holly: No, no, it is not ending! They are meant to be, there's no way I'm letting her lose this one!
Tina: Is it because you feel guilty about ruining her wedding last year?
Holly: Shut up! It was a good thing! If I didn't "ruin her wedding", she would never have met Vic.
Tina: The man that she's getting an annulment from?
Holly: Shut up again!
Holly: We've got stuffing. We've got Vic. We've got yams. We've got Vic. We've got--
Val: (interrupts) Holly.
Holly: (rushes) We've got Vic.
Holly: What is the matter with you? Why did you let him leave?
Val: I don't know, Holly... I'm so confused. (about her mini-turkeys) I made parakeet!
Holly: Well, I am not confused. You and Vic need to be together tonight.
Val: Well, it's a little late for that.
Holly: Or is it?
(At the charity auction; where firemen are being auctioned off)
Vic: Val?
Val: We're here for the kids.
Val: I've got a hundred.
Holly: Ok, I've got a hundred. That makes two hundred. (Val looks at her) I'm not just another pretty face.
Vic: Bianca?
Bianca: Hey, baby.
Val: Baby!
Holly: Who's calling your baby, baby?
Lauren: I know that he is married. And that it is wrong. That's why I have to meet him. So I can tell him that he's married and that it's wrong.
Lauren: Poker-man? (the man turns around) RICK!?
Rick: LAUREN!?
Lauren: You're my poker-man?
Rick: You're my--
Both: UGH!
Gary: (about Lauren) I can't believe I wasted my pearls of wisdom on that woman. MY PEARLS!
Holly: Have you started drinking yet?
Val: No.. (Lauren walks in)
Lauren: Hi..
Holly: Start.
Holly: Bianca, this is Vince.
(Vince stares her, stumbling over his words)
Vince: You're pretty.
Take her away.
Holly: (about Bianca) You're supposed to be distracting her!
Vince: (pushing her away) Shhh. Bianca's talking..
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