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S1 E15Unfinished Business

[Panda and Charlie arrive at "Cup o Cats"]

Ugh! Charlie, enough! Geez. I got it from here. [is blind and can't see. He walks pass two cats]

SSaleswoman

欢迎光临 (Welcome)。 How are you today?

Oof! Hi! We just need some directions to... [sneezing] YAK! Oh. sorry.

[An orange cat appears as Panda sneezes again]

[sneezing] YAK! Is there a cat in here?

SSaleswoman

Of course. This is Mr. Stripes. We're a cat café.

[in shock] Cat café?! [zooms out] Oh! I'm allergic to cats!

Oh, my gosh! [to Mr. Stripes] Back off, Mr. Stripes! [puts Panda on a chair] Don't worry. I got this.

Thanks, Charlie.

I'll take care of directions.

[Three more cats get up]

SSaleswoman

Make a left, and you'll be there.

All right, cool. I think I got it. So, first, I go down two blocks, then I go up five more, then right... Wait, I lost my train of thought. [his arms are tangled up] Did you catch any of that?

[Charlie screams when he sees Panda covered by a bunch of cats]

[muffled] Can somebody help me...?

I'll save you, Panda! [throws the cats away to save Panda] Get away from him! [picks up an orange cat] Ew. [throws the orange cat away and picks up Panda] Speak to me, Panda!

[groans as his face is puffed up] Help... me.

[yells] What do I do?!

SSaleswoman

There's help across the street.

[Charlie takes Panda to the acupuncture clinic across the street and reads its signboard]

A-cu-punc-ture... [reads the Chinese words] and somethin' somethin'. [takes Panda inside]

[The episode begins when the Frosty Fluffs commercial appears on T.V]

FBFreshy Bear

Alone at last with my delicious Frosty Fluffs! So much frosty flavor it makes me do the freshy dance! Ooh!

[Freshy Bear is doing the happy dance]

CChild

Come on, guys. I think I hear Freshy Bear doing his freshy dance! [came out of the bushes with his friends] Aha! Huh?

[Freshy Bear is riding on a hot air balloon]

FBFreshy Bear

Better luck next time, kids! Whoo! Ahh. [eats his cereal] I just can't bear to be without my Frosty Fluffs.

BBoy

Frosty Fluffs cereal is a delicious part of this complete breakfast.

[The commercial ends as it became static]

[Grizzly enters the bathroom]

Aha! Huh? There's no one here.

Just more ruined towels.

If the culprit's not here ... [looks at the toilet; whispers] It's in the toilet.

Ew, gross.

[The toilet lid shakes]

Just lift off the top.

You do it.

[groans] Fine. Gotcha!

[Grizzly lift the toilet lid and he, Panda and Ice Bear finds Captain Craboo]

Oh!

[off-screen] Captain Craboo?

[Ice Bear looks shocked when he sees him. He remembers the day when Craboo pinches his left ear in "Emergency". Back in the present, Ice Bear finds himself trying to attack Craboo with an axe]

Okay, put the axe down, man. Come on. There you go, buddy. I'll just take this. [takes the Axe and Ice Bear backs away] Oh, come on, he won't hurt you again, will you, Craboo?

So, what do we do with him?

We should set him free. The toilet is no place for a crab.

[Craboo snaps at Grizzly, who quickly backs off]

[yells] Seriously, Craboo? After all we've been through together?

Well, he was never the friendliest crab.

True.

Hey, Nom Nom. Remember us?

Ugh, not you three again. What do you want?

Oh, this is our pet, Captain Craboo.

Oh, gross! What is that thing?! It's disgusting. [Craboo spits bubbly saliva] Ugh, get that away from me. [pushes Craboo] What is wrong with you? Get lost right now, or I'm calling security.

Ice Bear thinks time to go.

Yeah, hit the road, you oaf. [pushes Ice Bear]

Bro?

Unbelievable. Someone get me a ...

[Suddenly, Craboo pinches Nom-Nom's ears making him cry out in pain]

Aah... aah... AAAAH! [everyone gasps] Someone get this thing off of me! Aah!

[Craboo let go of Nom-Nom's ears. He crawls to Ice Bear's shoulder as Ice Bear picks him up. Craboo smiles and Ice Bear smiles too]

[growls with anger] Arrest that crab!

[The police grabs Craboo as the other cuffs him. The police walks out of the pet store]

Oh!

GPGrizzly and Panda

Craboo!

[The Bears run after Craboo. The police closes the cage door and the police car drives away taking Craboo to prison]

What just happened?

C-C-C-Craboo.

[Nom Nom plays with Captain Craboo thinking that he's attacking him again]

Oh, look! He ... he's doing it again! Take photos and put them online! Aah!

[Everyone gasps. Then they grab their phones and take pictures]

JCJudge A.C. Juhns

That's it! Guilty! That crab is a danger to society! Send him away!

No, wait! Nom Nom was just doing that on purpose!

Ice Bear will save Craboo.

[Ice Bear jumps and grabs Captain Craboo]

[to Grizzly and Panda] Run.

[Grizzly and Panda look at each other and went after Ice Bear and Captain Craboo. The bears and the crab exits out of the courtroom]

Where'd they go, huh? Don't just stand there! Find them!

[The guards run after the Bears and Craboo. Nom Nom throws the cane looking angry as the scene cuts to black]

[During the car chase]

MMan

All right, keep your eyes on the road, watch the mirrors, check your blind spots.

[Grizzly bangs the car's roof]

M2Man #2

Wha! W-What was that?! Did I do something wrong?

MMan

Just a bump in the road.

[Grizzly and Craboo appears]

Hello.

M2Man #2

Ahh!

Uh, sorry to bother you, but would you mind going a big faster.

MMan

Maintain the speed limit.

No, go faster!

[The police cars and the helicopter chase after the Bears and Craboo]

NNewswoman

We're following the chase live heading south on the Pacific Coast Highway. [Chloe, Mrs. Park and Mr. Park saw the news] Police are attempting to pull over a vehicle that appears to have been commandeered by three bears and a crab.

[At the cave, Charlie saw the news]

[calls out to the Bears even though there not here] Guys, you got to see this!

[The police car chases after the Bears and Craboo]

Oh, no. [sees the police]

MMan

Okay, now go ahead and slowly pull over to the right for the police blockade.

[The Bears sees Nom-Nom on the Helicopter]

[over PA] Give up the crab! You're completely surrounded. You've got nowhere to run, bears.

You'll never take our Craboo!

Oh, yes, I will.

[Nom-Nom gets the grabbing machine and the grabbing machine grabs Craboo]

Craboo!

[The Bears and Nom-Nom tug over Craboo]

Oh, slipping. [accidentally let goes of Captain Craboo] No!

[laughs evilly] Say goodbye to your precious crab!

[Nom-Nom is getting the parachute]

Stupid parachute. I'm too important to die! [tries to reach for the parachute] Come on! [got the parachute] Ha! [sees Captain Craboo] What? No! This is my parachute. Get your own, you stinking crab!

[Nom-Nom throws Craboo and the parachute out of the helicopter]

Craboo?

[In slow motion, Ice Bear jumps while he carries Grizzly and Panda. Grizzly grabs the parachute as Ice Bear grabs Craboo]

Got it!

[Grizzly opens the parachute. The parachute takes Grizzly, Panda, Ice Bear and Craboo to safety while Nom-Nom from inside the helicopter gets crashed]

They'll be here soon. We have to hurry.

[sighs] Well, if you love something, you got to let it go, I guess. We'll all miss you, Craboo. You were a heck of a lot of fun.

You're a good friend, Craboo. I'll never forget you

[Panda gives Ice Bear Craboo. Ice Bear put Captain Craboo on the beach. He reaches his arm trying to tell Craboo to leave]

Go.

They'll be here any second.

[Ice Bear tries to the tell the crab to go. But Craboo covers his eyes making Ice Bear to remember him. Ice Bear also covers his eyes too but he notices Captain Craboo went into the ocean]

Secure the perimeter! I want this beach on lockdown. [runs to the Bears] All right, where's the fugitive?

[sadly] He's gone.

Gone?

FFemale officer

Sir, I think I found something. It looks like some kind of starfish.

[coughing] Hey, put me down! [walks towards the Bears while coughing] I've had it with you bears. I demand you arrest them!

They don't have the fugitive. The trail's gone cold. Nothing we can do.

Oh, nothing you can do? You're the police! I demand justice!

Sir, you're being disorderly. If you don't calm down, I'm gonna have to detain you.

Disorderly?! I'll show you disorderly.

[Nom-Nom kicks sand on the police's shoe. The police glares at Nom-Nom as the scene cut to where Nom-Nom in the police car]

[yells] Let me out of here right now!

[The police car drives away taking Nom-Nom to prison]

[The Bears now got community service after they got Craboo home]

Phew. Well, at least we just got community service. I wonder, do you know how long it'll take to do 500 hours?

[A green car drives past them. Ice Bear tries to pick the paper. He picks up and unfolds it and finds a cut out]

Hey, I miss him, too.

And who knows? Maybe somewhere out there, Craboo is thinking of us.

[The cut out flies away and the camera zoom in to an island. On the island, Craboo makes the cut out of the bears with leaves. Craboo covers his eyes as the scene cuts to black]

[The Bear cubs are having pancakes and blueberries]

Mmm, so good!

This tastes like heaven.

CPCo-pilot

Hey, save some for me, guys!

Don't worry, we can always get more. This is Sweden, after all!

PPilot

Uh, kid, this ain't Sweden. [The sign outside says, "Welcome to Boise Idaho"] This is Boise.

[After Young Ice Bear saves Yuri's life, he stares at Yuri]

YYuri

Yuri will let you stay if you work. Yuri will give you chores. Yuri will make bear earn keep and food. Yuri wants deal.

[Young Ice Bear looks at Yuri's hand. He shakes his hand as a deal]

[Ice Bear confronts three men playing on his roomba]

Please get off Ice Bear's ride.

TTechie

Ohh, [chuckles] is this yours? We were admiring your upgrades and customizations. This is a really high-quality product you have here. So, how much do you want for it?

[beat] Not for sale.

TTechie

Sorry, what was that?

BBryce

He said it's not for sale—

TTechie

I know what he said, Bryce! [breathes deeply] Sorry about that. I'm not sure you understood my question. I want to buy your product, and when I want something, I get it.

Ice Bear repeats: Not. For. Sale.

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