A character in We Bare Bears
Played by Eric Edelstein
We Bare Bears · 130 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in We Bare Bears: in 83 of its 130 quotes
Most scenes with: Panda (67), Ice Bear (37), Charlie (9)
GrizzlyListen up. It's our duty to make this theater a safe haven for movie-lovers once again. For our children and our children's children.
That was beautiful. You should write poetry.
GrizzlyWhat makes you think I haven't?
[Grizzly is posing, Panda is guessing in a game of charades]
Uuuum... running?
GrizzlyMm-mm. [panting]
A plane! Oh-oh, a bird!
GrizzlyYeah, yeah, but what kind of bird?
Hey! No talking!
GrizzlySorry. [resumes posing]
Umm... I don't know, man! Pass!
Time!
GrizzlyDude, a penguin! I was a penguin.
[Ice Bear poses, Chloe guesses]
Ballet! Um... robot! A-a rolling pin?
[Panda models a camera, Grizzly guesses]
GrizzlyA line! A-a square! Telescope! Typewriter! Grizzly Bear? Panda Bear? You're a typewriter!
Dude!!
[Chloe poses as Ice Bear guesses and answers correctly]
Boat. Pizza. Statue of Liberty. Snowman. Whale. Spider monkey. Richard Nixon. Old Faithful. I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings.
Time! 20 answers in 43 seconds!
GrizzlyNooo!
We were trying to help Chloe make some new friends at school today. It didn't go too well.
Grizzly[scoffs] They're a bunch of poopers, anyways. We'll find Chloe better ones. [to Mrs. Park] I'm Grizz, by the way.
Ice Bear.
And you must be Panda. [speaking korean]
Ah. [laughs]
[The Bears look at Mrs. Park]
Hey, what are they saying about me?
Oh, thank you for being so nice to our Chloe. She talks about you guys all the time.
It's been hard for her, being the smartest kid in a small school and now at this big college, surrounded by people who are older.
[Chloe is doing her homework while she watches the Adventure Time episode, "The Enchiridion!"]
GrizzlyOh, she'll be fine. Chloe's, like, the coolest kid we know.
Ice Bear will make everyone know that.
Yeah, she's gonna have so many friends, you'll probably regret it.
[A man opens a door and finds the goggles]
Uh, wha...
[The baby bear makes the box jump]
We scored a good box, man.
Yeah!
[The baby bear on a box jumps away]
Where next, guys?
To Paris!
Okay, man.
GrizzlyGuys! Guys! Oh, there you are!
[Grizzly runs for the fridge and jumps on top of Panda]
GrizzlyOof! Panda! Very bouncy.
Oh, thank you!
[grunts]
GrizzlyYou guys are gonna be so excited. I've got us.. a new pet!
[Panda hits his head on the top of the fridge while getting out]
Ow- What? Is it a cat?!
Grizzly[off-screen] No.. guess again!
[Ice Bear glares at his brothers, trying to close the fridge's door. However, Panda is in the way]
Oh.. A puppy?
GrizzlyNo.. it's.. a crab!
[Grizzly unveils a crab named Captain Craboo from the bag, and it tries to escape. Grizzly places it back on the bag]
[in awe] Oh my gosh! Where did you get him?
GrizzlyHe was on sale at the supermarket! Only 3.99 a pound.
Ohh-ohohoo! He's so cute!!
GrizzlyHe's a good little crabby!
[Meanwhile, Ice Bear still is trying to close the fridge's door]
Aww! Look at his little face!
GrizzlyWhat do you think of the name Captain Craboo?
[Ice Bear finally succeeds, but the door is stopped by Grizzly's paw]
GrizzlyWait, dude! Don't you wanna meet him?
[Craboo winks and begins to foam from his mouth. Meanwhile, Panda is on his phone]
The internet says you should pat his butt to be friends.
[Ice Bear stares at Panda for a moment, before going to shut the door again. However, Grizzly pulls him out with his paw]
GrizzlyHere, let me help you!
[Grizzly proceeds to use Ice Bear's paw to pat the Craboo]
GrizzlyNothin' to be afraid of, see? Just gentle pats.
He needs to smell you so he can get used to your musk.
[Craboo climbs across Ice Bear's arm and up his head]
GrizzlyOh! He likes you!
[Then, Craboo snaps its claws, before grabbing onto Ice Bear's ear. His expression suggests surprise, but he does not move or say a word. Both Panda and Grizzly gasp. Then, Ice Bear shivers]
[at the counter] Did you bring your tote bag?
GrizzlyAh, plastic's fine, thanks.
Uh... no, actually, it's not fine.
GrizzlyUhh... paper, then?
Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?
GrizzlyUh, what reusable bag?
Ugh, let me get this straight. You don't have a tote bag? Do you even care about the environment at all? What about the animals?!
GrizzlyWhoa, sir. We are animals. We care!
Tsk, tsk, tsk. [to another employee] Hey, Ron! These guys forgot their bags! [Ron grunts] I know, right?
GrizzlyHey, man, we didn't even know about reusable bags!
Well, these guys all brought their bags. [Grizzly chuckles nervously at people holding bags] And what about this? Why would you buy vegan cookies, and then get eggs? Who does that?!
Actually, I'm a vegetarian and I— [the merchant touches his lips]
Shh-shh-shh! No more of your lies. But if you insist on having paper, I guess I can try and find you something. [uses speaker phone] Yeah, can we get some dead trees brought up to Aisle 4? [the tote bag people talk to each other indistinctly] For the tree-haters who forgot their bags?
GrizzlySTOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!
[A snake came out the bushes as the bears begin to freak out]
Oh, it's coming over!
GrizzlyAway! Away!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Relax, fellas. I'll ... I'll handle this. [looks down at the snake] Uh, hey, man. Hey, uh, excuse me. Yeah, if you could, uh, do your snake things elsewhere, that would be super great. Oh, you live around here? Oh, you just moved? [Panda falls down] Oh, yeah, it's a nice place.
[to his brothers] Maybe we can leave now?
[Grizzly and Ice Bear nods]
Good stuff to do. I think the party's going well! Everyone's having a great time! [sees the Bears who are leaving] W-Where you guys going?
GrizzlyUh... nowhere.
[Grizzly and the others plays a video game that resembles Wii Sports Resorts shows on screen with characters that resemble The Bears rowing on a river]
GrizzlyONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! ONE! TWO! Whoa! Whoa whoa whoa whoa! What's going on? Dude, what are you doing?
Sorry!
GrizzlyPay attention, man! One! Two!
You guys. Guess what happened just now?
You stopped rowing. Canoe started spinning.
Nope! I just matched this amazing girl on an online dating site. She's French! [whispered] Like the kissing!
GrizzlyStop talking, or we're going to sink!
Dop. Sorry.
[Panda reaches for his phone and stops rowing in the process. The screen shows him leaning with his paddle sideways]
GrizzlyOne! Two! Alright! We're almost there guys. One! Two! One! Two! Whoa, whoa, whoa! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
[They drown in the game. The video game says, "YOU DROWN!"]
YOU DROWN!
GrizzlyNO! NO!
GrizzlyTwo! One, two! One...
[The three bears on a boat made it to the finish line]
Yay! Whoo-Ho!
Yeah! We did it!
GrizzlyAh. New Jersey's Beautiful.
Wonder what that was about.
[gulps] Maybe he's gonna kick us to the street! I saw him do it to those hamsters last week! I don't want to go back out there, Grizz! It's cold and full of outdoor allergens!
[Baby Panda runs away crying as Baby Grizzly and Baby Ice Bear stops eating dog food]
Hey, don't worry so much, Panpan. We're gonna figure out how to get adopted, and then we'll be chillin' in our forever homes.
Really?
Of course! you just gonna keep your eyes on the prize. That’s why we have our vision wall.
[The vision wall is a wall with lots of posters taped over it. Baby Grizzly points to a picture of a skateboarder]
My future owner is gonna be a radical dude who likes long naps on the beach and stuffed crust pizzas!
[points to a picture of a hot supermodel] My future owner loves fresh laundry smell and chilling ice-cream sundaes.
What about you, buddy?
[Baby Ice Bear walks to the vision wall and puts up a poster showing two guys wrestling]
That's cool, buddy. You do you.
[Suddenly, the lights turn off]
Huh?
Alright, guys. Time to call it a night. Bedtime stack, just like we practiced.
[The baby bears go into the bedtime stack and sleep... well, at least try to sleep. The other animals are still making noises]
Uh! Shhh... quiet!!
Dude, we need to get adopted soon...
[At the manager's office, The Cupcake Shop Proprietor talks on the phone]
Yes, uh-huh, all the customers have been given gift cards and an apology. Yes, sir. [the Bears sitting on chairs] Okay, yes, I'll let them know. Okay. [puts down the phone]
GrizzlySo, um, when do we get our money checks?
[Ice Bear smiles. The Cupcake Shop Proprietor puts on his hat and walks away and opens the door]
[angilly to the Bears] By the way, you're fired! [slams the door and leaves]
GrizzlyUgh, I guess we can't fix our laptop yet.
Man, I don't want to get another job.
[Grizzly and Little Bear arrives at the cave]
All righty, here we are! The perfect den!
GrizzlyOh!, awesome! This is great! I feel totally ready to sleep now! [He runs around the cave] So... where's the end part?
End part? What end part?
GrizzlyYou know, the part where I wake up and my bros are there and they're really happy to see me, and I'm happy to see them, even if we fight sometimes, but it's still great. And we party ... with little hats?
Mmm, I don't know about that. This is the last page. No parties here! Just good old fashioned sleeping for good old-fashioned grizzlies.
GrizzlyWhat? All right, this can't be it! What happens when I wake up? Oof! I have to see.
[Grizzly and Little Bear enters the last page where everything is nothing but blank white]
GrizzlyHuh? It's just blank. My brothers aren't here... what does it mean?
Who cares! You don't need them. You've got so much other stuff ... food, a comfy den.
GrizzlyIf my brothers aren't here when I wake up, I don't want to go to sleep at all! I have to go back! [flees away as he heads back home]
Hmm? What? Go back?
[Grizzly lands on the snow]
GrizzlyOw!
Grizzly, where do you think you're going?
[Grizzly runs around the four seasons]
You can't go back! Your brothers are going to laugh at you!
GrizzlyNo, they won't!
[Grizzly opens the cupcake holder and the picnic basket]
They probably don't even want you back!
GrizzlyThat's not true! [lands on the ground] I love my bros! I'd never leave them for good! Bros? [finds Little Bear]
Five months is a long time, man!
Do you really think they'll stick around?
GrizzlyBros?! Which one are you? [finds another Little Bear]
Don't you want to be special!
[all speaking at once]
Don't you want to be better than your brothers?
Don't you want to be special?
GrizzlyNO! NO, I DON'T!
Oh. Okay.
GrizzlyHuh? Whoa!
[The "Good Night Grizzly" book closes]
GrizzlyOkay, you know what, Charlie? I was trying to be nice, but you've become a huge ball hog. It's not fun playing with you. Honestly, we'd rather lose playing with Panda than win playing with you.
[feeling his arm] Yeah. Wait, what?
But I'm one of the bears.
GrizzlySorry, you're off the team, man.
Off the team?! Ha! I am the team. And if you bears can't appreciate my talent, then I'll find somebody who does. You can keep your costume of lies! [takes off the bear costume] Huh, I'm leaving! [leaves the cave]
Grizzly[sighs] I don't know, guys. Was I too hard on him?
No, man. He was being a dingle.
Ice Bear thinks you did the right thing.
GrizzlyI still feel bad.
Don't worry. Charlie isn't the type of guy to hold a grudge. This'll blow over by tomorrow.
[In Grizzly's room, Grizzly is sitting on his bed, staring hesitantly at the plate. He picks up the fish and puppets it]
Yo Grizz, are you ready to party.
[Grizzly eats the fish then slaps his forehead]
GrizzlyOh man, this is tough. I gotta stop thinking about other foods. [opens his laptop] I'll just watch cat videos or something. [opens a cat video. An advertisement for Emma's Diner pops up on the screen, displaying a plate of bacon and eggs] Ugh, stupid ads, this is not what I need right now!
[A face appears on the egg]
Why not, Grizz? Don't you love me anymore?
[Grizzly stares at the screen wide-eyed. Another advertisement to "Eat Bananas!" pops up]
Yeah Grizz, why you gotta hate bro?
[An ad for "Burgers Fries and Beyond" pops up]
Don't leave me, Grizz!
GrizzlyWhat the...?!
[The foods walk out of Grizzly's laptop screen]
All we wanna do is make you happy.
Because we're delicious!
[The burger sputters and a bit of lettuce falls out of its mouth]
GrizzlyOh you guys, I miss you too! This isn't forever, we will be together in 21 days.
You promise?
GrizzlyI promise! [hugs the foods]
Got to find a way to get out of here. Oh, no ... robot snakes! [also know as socks with googly eyes] They're everywhere. [calls out to his sidekick] I'm gonna need you to break the metal door, Pando. [Another bear wears a black and white stripped turtleneck and glasses] Pando!
[turns out, it's Grizzly who also plays Crowbar Jones's trusty sidekick, Pando; to Crowbar Jones in a nasally high-pitched voice] What? What happened? What'd I do?
Wait. What's his name?
[uses his phone] Don't worry, I'll open the metal door with my laser app! Oh, no!
What's wrong, Pando? [grunts] Is the laser not working?
Worse! My internet girlfriend just broke up with me. Life is meaningless. [takes a picture of himself]
[about Pando] Is that supposed to be me? I'm not that whiny.
I found a sledgehammer. I'll get us out of here. [the hammer hits Grizzly as Pando] Ouch! My face.
Don't worry. I'll break the door! [hits the door] Hyah!
[holding a sign that says "Pow!"] Pow.
[the door is now open] Come on, Pando. We got to save the world before it blows up.
[on the floor whining and unwilling to move] This hurts a lot, but not as much as a broken heart! [Grizzly as Pando begins to cry as Panda becomes really grumpy]
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