Merchant, Grizzly and others in “Unfinished Business”

[at the counter] Did you bring your tote bag?

Grizzly

Ah, plastic's fine, thanks.

Uh... no, actually, it's not fine.

Grizzly

Uhh... paper, then?

Wait, you seriously forgot your reusable bag?

Grizzly

Uh, what reusable bag?

Ugh, let me get this straight. You don't have a tote bag? Do you even care about the environment at all? What about the animals?!

Grizzly

Whoa, sir. We are animals. We care!

Tsk, tsk, tsk. [to another employee] Hey, Ron! These guys forgot their bags! [Ron grunts] I know, right?

Grizzly

Hey, man, we didn't even know about reusable bags!

Well, these guys all brought their bags. [Grizzly chuckles nervously at people holding bags] And what about this? Why would you buy vegan cookies, and then get eggs? Who does that?!

Panda

Actually, I'm a vegetarian and I— [the merchant touches his lips]

Shh-shh-shh! No more of your lies. But if you insist on having paper, I guess I can try and find you something. [uses speaker phone] Yeah, can we get some dead trees brought up to Aisle 4? [the tote bag people talk to each other indistinctly] For the tree-haters who forgot their bags?

Grizzly

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!!