A character in W.I.T.C.H.
Played by Candi Milo
W.I.T.C.H. · 486 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in W.I.T.C.H.: in 160 of its 486 quotes
Most scenes with: Cornelia Hale (68), Hay Lin (62), Will Vandom (59)
Irma[Referring to a portal] Woah! Do you know what David Copperfield would pay for this?
Something's coming through.
IrmaWater! [Irma summons a swirl of water]
Fire! [Taranee summons a fireball]
Air! [Hay Lin holds a metal pipe]
Earth! [Cornelia levitates two rocks from the ground]
[The Guardians believe Professor Collins is "The Beast" and have switched to Guardian form]
IrmaYou weren't expecting that! [She fires water at Collins]
Have a seat. [She releases Earth energy which rolls the ground]
[Hay Lin summons a whirlwind which lifts Collins up and Taranee flies up, holds on to Collins, spins him around and he crashes to the ground]
Let's see what you look like with green skin and a tail. [She holds up the Heart of Kandrakar towards Collins but he doesn't turn into "The Beast", he becomes unconsciousness, as a result. Hay Lin struggles to pull his face off]
Ughh! This is really glued on tight!
[Taranee picks up a book that Collins was holding]
What is it, Being Evil For Dummies?
It's information about the Sheffield PTA.
Phobos has joined the PTA?!
I don't think so, but my mom did.
I think the phrase you're all searching for is "You were right, Caleb".
[After Taranee has suggested they transform and fly Collins to his house] Hey! You're only supposed to transform for emergencies.
IrmaWell, what do you call pushing a wet, unconscious man up a hill in a wheelbarrow at midnight?!
Um, why did you all the way here from Earth to Meridian in your human form?
Well, believe it or not, we were looking for a history book.
Hm, let me refill your drinks [She walks away]
[Eating] Why isn't anyone else eating?
Uh, Hay Lin, I think this may be all the food they had.
Kind of puts a lost essay into perspective.
[The Trill returns]
When Phobos took the throne, a light went out over this land, our men jailed,our crops stolen, we have no security, nothing for ourselves but our dreams. I hear things working in the castle. I hear that Phobos has a sister on the other side.
[Gasps]
What?!
IrmaA sister?!
The true heir to the throne. They say she does not know her true identity or even that she was not born on Earth.
[Will is caught by The Tracker's flail and is being pulled down]
IrmaWater! [Irma shoots a stream of water and Hay Lin shoots a gust of air at The Tracker]
[Cornelia flies to the ground and touches the ground with her hand which makes the earth rumble and a tree to rise and trap The Tracker. Caleb catches the flail to fight The Tracker's dog, Cornelia screams and sends a beam of Earth energy which makes a branch from the tree trap the dog]
[She claps] Nice work! Need a lift to the next portal?
No, thanks. I'll walk.
I have stage fright.
IrmaStage fright, height fright, imported cheese fright.
IrmaBabysit! But the premiere's tonight!
So's the Patrol Man's Ball. [Irma's mother and father Tom leave] Have your brother in bed by eight!
[Chris, Irma's younger brother is driving around on a toy car and runs over Irma's foot. She screams in pain, and Chris drives to the kitchen and crashes]
IrmaUghhh! I've got to find some sucker...I mean sitter, to cover for me.
What's The Tracker and Sniffer doing here?
I'm guessing they're not Vance Michael Justin fans.
[The Tracker and Sniffer walk in a different direction]
What's in that direction?
IrmaUm, Caleb and Blunk, babysitting Chris.
You left your little brother with them?!
Now, that's just cruel.
To Caleb and Blunk [She laughs]
IrmaMartin, where's Will?!
[singing and playing the lute] Alas, the maid you seek, my dear, has ne'er this morn appeared.
[Irma puts her hand over Martin's mouth]
IrmaUghh, one more note, you eat the lute.
Where's the rest of the committee? The carnival starts in three hours.
I got the balloons!
Balloons are not medieval decorations!
There's really old air inside them.
IrmaUh, well uh, we do have a medieval minstrel!
Giveth me a minute, milady! Got to tuneth me lute.
Will; [Holding paint thinner in one hand, and the Heart of Kandrakar in the other. The hand holding the pain thinner is shaking] Guys, I'm getting a cramp in my turpentine holding hand.
[A ripple at the end of the painting appears and Caleb and Irma appear on horses, in armour and holding lances and attack the enemies]
Huh, I recognise that aggressive behaviour.
IrmaSir Girlahad [unveils her helmet] at your service.
[To the Heart of Kandrakar] Change back!
[Elsewhere, Elyon puts the Star of Threbe around her neck, which causes green electrical energy to appear. Back to where the Guardians are, they don't change back to normal form]
IrmaUh, you might wanna check the batteries in the old Heart of Kandrakar, there. We didn't change back.
What is that?!
Blunk know.
IrmaWhat is it?
Big hungry plant.
So what do I do? I cut the ropes and I swing magnificently right into the open Portal!
Then you skid magnificently across fifty feet of paved road.
[Cornelia tends to his wounds]
Ow! Careful.
Sorry, Mr Brave Hero.
[Hay Lin runs in]
Guys! Guys! Guess what? [Notices Caleb] Wow, what happened to you?
Standard hero injuries.
Huh, anyway, Elyon got a guy!
IrmaA guy!?
Who?
She didn't tell me!
Well, it just happened. This guy, Brian, he's a dog walker. They met when a Pomeranian stopped to sniff her ankle. Is that cute, or what?
IrmaNobody ever sniffs my ankle,
Good for Elyon. She's been so unhappy since she dumped Mark.
She dumped a guy, so she's unhappy?
Well, duh, she didn't have a boyfriend.
Well duh yourself. She had a boyfriend until she dumped him. Guess we're a little backwards in Meridian, we only ask people out we actually like.
[Whispering to Taranee] Hahahaha...so, what's taking him so long with Corny?
Girls!
Blunk! I told you, no more free food.
[Blunk shows Vathek to the girls, and the girls are scared]
Will! [Hay Lin performs martial arts]
[She takes out the Heart of Kandrakar] Woah, Guardians Unite!
No, no, no! Good blue thing.
Oh! Duh, Caleb's friend - Vortoack, right?
Vathek.
IrmaSo, uh, how've you been? You look, uh...blue.
I must speak with Caleb.
Oh, he's not here, tell us!
[Caleb appears]
[dryly] Caleb, what a surprise.
You guys, if Elyon's in danger how can we know that and not tell her?
IrmaI'm with Cornelia.
If we tell her that she's the princess of evil city, she'll think we're crazy. Where does that get us?
IrmaOh, I'm with Taranee.
We can't tell her.
[Cornelia stands up and walks off]
Fine.
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