Caleb quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Caleb

Princess Elyon, the rebels are all behind you! (he knels to Elyon, making her smile)

Caleb

Meet Tynar's group, go towards the throne room, look for Phobos. [Phobos appears] Never mind. I found him.

Blunk not steal, trade. Rat for bread? Good deal, yes?

Caleb

Blunk? You're that smuggler.

Businessman!

Caleb

[struggling to climb up the oubliette wall] I've been in tougher places than this. Okay, not smellier places.

Too high. Never make it.

Caleb

Have you even trieeeeee...?

37 hundred times!

Will

[recognizing Caleb] You’re the kid from yesterday!

Caleb

You’re not one of the Guardians I saw! Where’s your older sister?

Will

Wait! You’re the "rebel leader" I’m supposed to be saving? What are you rebelling against, diaper rash?

Caleb

Hey, girlie girl, I'm fifteen! Nevermind that, activate the crystal and fly us out of here.

Will

I didn't exactly bring it.

Caleb

You didn't 'exactly' bring it?!

Caleb

Girls! I need a rope, some kind of weapon and what do I get? A short redhead with attitude.

Will

Hey! I'm a Guardian of the Veil, buddy. And you're just some guy at the bottom of a hole!

Caleb

I'll hold them off as long as I can!

Will

No, wait! You don't have any powers.

Caleb

Guarding the Veil is more important than one rebel fighter. Oh, by the way, My name's Caleb.

Cornelia

Is he cute, or what?

Irma

Wait. You're telling us this is all the stink monkey's fault?

Caleb

Well, duh!

Duh? Your speech has, like, changed, Caleb.

Caleb

He looks like an overgrown raisin.

Caleb jealous. Blunk da bomb!

Shall we get down, Rebel Boy?

Caleb

I thought all Earthlings were strange, but I'm beginning to think it's just the females.

Caleb

We have parties in Meridian. To celebrate the end of Klunderfeast we cook and eat an ox.

Cornelia

We won't be doing that.

Uriah

Hey! How come Kurt, Clubber, and me didn’t get invited to this party of yours?

Cornelia

'Cause I'm not inviting creeps? Oh, I'm sorry... [introducing] Creeps, Caleb. Caleb, creeps.

Caleb

Pleased to meet you. Are you related?

Caleb

We've got to get Will something for her birthday! In Meridian, I'd give her the customary chicken skin hat. But Earth girls do like to buy this stuff that smells, in tiny bottles.

Blunk have smelly in bottle! Gargoyle sweat!

Blunk help with gift. Blunk go inside.

Caleb

No, you can't. They've got enough frogs in there as it is.

Caleb

They have strange customs here. A guy is putting flies on lillie cakes.

Sound Good!