Will Vandom quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Will

[flying in the air] Does anyone have a camera or one of those cell phones?

Will

Oh, well that's just great, who wants to date a ninety five pound moth?

Will

[After showing Caleb the Heart of Kandrakar's new power to open portals] All aboard for Earth!

Will

Ah, boys!

Will

[About whether she can contact the other Guardians through the Heart of Kandrakar] Ughh, They can't hear me. This is a mystic jewel, not a walkies-talkie.

Will

Now I'm getting Frosted!

Will

[narrating] It was over. Took everyone and everything we had. Teamwork. Harmony. Yeah, that's how we maxed out our power. Anyway, we won! We all made tracks and the Regents abandoned the glamour. The destruction down town was blamed on the snowstorm, which made no sense, but people believe what they like to believe. Case and point: Nerissa. She would remain with Julian. And, maybe in time father and son would make peace with what she had done. Meanwhile the other baddies where back where they belonged. And so was a fully powered Elyon on Meridian's throne, surrounded by people she can trust, including Raythor, who finally has a monarch worthy of his service. It was kind off a new start for everyone. The Council of Kandrakar was back in business. Queen Kadma returned her heart to Zamballa, but abdicated her throne for a more humble life on Earth. And a ghost-free Cassidy went home too. Yan Lin introduced her family to her long lost twin sister Mira, while the rest of us just tried to find our way back to normal. It pretty much took all winter break. But by the time school started I think we had finally decompressed.

Go on Will, and don't forget, make lots of new friends today! I put a dozen extra cookies in your lunch, to help break the ice with the other girls.

Will

[sarcastically] Gee, that'll make me popular.

Uriah

Hey, check out the new girl. Hey, Wilma!

Will

Uh, it's just Will.

Uriah

Okay, Wil-ma!

That's Uriah. Ignore him.

Irma

Yeah. Evolution did. One day we expect him to slither back into the water.

Will

Oh, Hay Lin, I got your note. Thanks so much for the invitation. So, what time are we eating?

Cornelia

She invited "new girl", too?

Cornelia!

Will

Want a cookie?

All five of you will get better with your powers... I hope.

Did you say five?

Will

Ummm, hate to disappoint you but I can't even do that trick where it looks like your thumb comes apart, but if I ever have a party, you guys are definitely the entertainment!

Will

[after the girls transform into guardians for the first time] Holy cow!

Irma

[to Hay Lin, about their outfits] You know? Somehow I cannot imagine your grandma wearing that.

What have we got behind us?

Cornelia

[looking at her chest] What have we got in front of us?

They're wings! We've got wings

Will

They can’t be wings. If they were wings, when we went like this [flaps her wings], we'd... [takes off] aaaaaaah!

Oh man. I hate heights. I get woozy in high-heeled shoes.

Will

[scared witless by Cedric] Uhhhh... fire!

ME?

Will

Everybody!

Will

It's Class Picture Day tomorrow, do you guys get dressed up?

What?! No!

Irma

Cornelia started shopping for it in kindergarten.

Cornelia

[to Hay Lin] Whoa, slow down, Tinkerbell! We can rescue this rebel leader guy after Picture Day, right?

Call me a wimp, but in the school yearbook I'd like to still have a face.

Irma

Forget Picture Day! I don't care what I look like, I care about who I am. Let's go kick some Meridian butt! [trying to sway Cornelia] Maybe there'll be some cute evil boys over there. Like the one that snake-thing caught!

Will

I want to go, but I don't know how much help we’re going to be by soaking him and covering him with garbage.