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Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Played by Candi Milo · 160 quotes · page 5 of 11

Irma Lair

Played by Candi Milo

W.I.T.C.H. · 486 quotes

2nd most-quoted character in W.I.T.C.H.: in 160 of its 486 quotes
Most scenes with: Cornelia Hale (68), Hay Lin (62), Will Vandom (59)

Scenes with Irma Lair 136

[The girls (excluding Cornelia) are in the canteen. Cornelia walks up to them]

Ughh, I have had it!

Cornelia, we all feel terrible about Elyon, but...

We thought we were protecting her. We thought Phobos would take longer to find her.

No, you thought that. I am sick of playing follow the leader. My best friend is in the clutches of some creature. Things were going just fine before you came to this school!

It's not all Will's fault!

Whatever! The point is, this protecting the Veil thing is becoming really unfun.

[Irma sighs and stands up]

Irma

Cornelia, it's not an after school activity, it's our responsibility to answer the call of duty.

Well, duty can lose my phone number.

What are you talking about?

I'm over this!

Cornelia, even friends fight.

We'll all be best friends tomorrow! Pinky swear!

[Hay Lin, Irma and Taranee hold out their pinkies]

The pinky isn't going to fix this one.

Maybe we should have told Elyon the truth.

Yes, we should have. And now I'm going to do something I should have done a long time ago - I quit!

I hope you mean dairy!

I mean this friendship, I mean the Guardians! Somebody else can fight big lizards and gargoyles for a while. [She storms off]

Oh, those zombie Rebels are kinda in the demolition zone, Will!

[softly] So we send them a subtle warning.

[Cornelia flies down and uses both of her hands to knock the ground, which causes an earth tremor.]

Irma

Everyone into the pools!

[Irma uses her power to manipulate the water into a fountain, which the "zombie" rebels fall into]

[arriving late] Sorry, guys!

Irma

By the way, it's okay to wear that outfit with a watch!

[disgusted] We ran out of gossip. We had to talk about schoolwork.

My mom grounded me. I had to go out the window.

Well, did you leave an Astral Drop of yourself?

No. I want her to think I've run away and been captured by bears!

Can we please transform? I'm cold and sweatshirts make me look fat.

There is a new portal but, uh...[To Cornelia] you're not going to like it.

[Later]

It's about a hundred yards out and about fifty feet down

Well, we'll have to swim it.

Swim?!

Irma

Y'know, body in water, legs kicking.

No, I, I, um, I just washed my hair, if it gets wet, it'll get all frizzicky. Alright, I can't swim!

WIWill, Irma, Taranee, Hay Lin

What?!

Irma

No problem.

[Irma uses her power to manipulate the water, shaping it into a large sphere]

Irma

Hay Lin.

[Hay Lin blows a gust of wind at the sphere and it causes it to expand and changes into a bubble]

Irma

Everybody in!

[To Irma and Hay Lin] Y'know that bubble that got us here, how big [Hay Lin and Irma look at each other] can you make one and how cold?

Irma

[To Hay Lin] You ready?

[Irma and Hay Lin fly down, just as Cedric is about to attack Caleb, a large bubble surrounds him, Hay Lin inhales deeply and blows a big gust of air at the bubble, which surrounds it and freezes it. She then makes a hand gesture to send the snowball flying off with a gust of air]

[The Guardians are boasting about their victory to Phobos and are smiling and waving to him, Irma and Hay Lin are sitting and standing on the pile of guards, respectively, through his seeing portal]

Here are your thugs Phobos!

Now, you may need to give them about thirty minutes on the spin cycle!

Irma

Oh, and your big scaly pet should be back about, hmm, sunrise! But I warn you, he doesn't have very good news. Ciao!

[They all fly off]

I want you to stop searching for me. All of you. Meridian is my home now.

Irma

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's lovely, you know, once you get past the drooling Lurdens.

[Referring to the extrema skating] Uh, we're supposed to be having fun, remember?

Irma

Oh, but kicking his [Uriah's] rhyming challenged butt is going to be extreme fun!

[About ways of opening the Book of Secrets] Which we've tried everything but dynamite to open! Hey!

You don't need dynamite, you have something [The Heart of Kandrakar] better.

[Will holds the Heart over the book]

Remember, the Seal of Phobos is a key...a universal key.

[The Heart opens the Book]

Irma

Uh, did those flowers whisper anything about invisible ink?

[Discussing how badly injured the guard is] Ooh, I have first aid training, in case of cheer leading accidents!

Irma

Ok, Corny, he was hit by a spike, not a pompom.

Why do you have to spoil my happiness?! Why can't you leave me alone?!

Elyon, you have to let us go!

No, I wanna find out what you're up to!

We have to get loose!

Irma

I so hate to do this to ya, babe. Water!

[Irma unleashes a torrent of water from the river, which acts like a missile, chasing and attacking Elyon and Phobos. As a result, the Guardians can break free]

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