Irma Lair quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Ah! Lord Cedric.

Irma

Lord? They've got pretty low standards for knighthood over there.

Cedric is not always in this form.

Irma

Well, that's good news for his wife.

Will

It's Class Picture Day tomorrow, do you guys get dressed up?

What?! No!

Irma

Cornelia started shopping for it in kindergarten.

Cornelia

[to Hay Lin] Whoa, slow down, Tinkerbell! We can rescue this rebel leader guy after Picture Day, right?

Call me a wimp, but in the school yearbook I'd like to still have a face.

Irma

Forget Picture Day! I don't care what I look like, I care about who I am. Let's go kick some Meridian butt! [trying to sway Cornelia] Maybe there'll be some cute evil boys over there. Like the one that snake-thing caught!

Will

I want to go, but I don't know how much help we’re going to be by soaking him and covering him with garbage.

Irma

[discovering a portal in the school basement] Will's on the other side of that?

Cornelia

This is crazy. [indicating the Heart of Kandrakhar] Until Will puts that on, we don't even have any powers! We're taking the word of what? Some jewelry? To save a person we hardly know?

Irma

Cornelia, her name is Will, and she's in horrible danger.

Yeah, last year I was the 'new girl'.

Irma

I like her. She's funny and smart.

Look, you don't have to come if you don't want to.

Cornelia

Ugh, okay, guilt me, why don't you. But no way I'm going first. [Hay Lin and Taranee enter the portal] And last I'll just chicken out.

Irma

Well, I won't. I'll go last.

Cornelia

Then you have to do something.

Irma

What do I have to do?

Cornelia

Push me!

Irma

My pleasure.

Cornelia

Huh, you know, I was wrong. I should go last.

Irma

No, you were right. I should push you! [Pushes Cornelia through the portal]

Will

Cornelia, Taranee - block the stairs. Hay Lin find us an exit

Fire!

Will

Irma, the rebel leader's down there! He's too heavy to lift out, his mouth alone must weigh two hundred pounds.

Irma

We don't have to lift him. Water!

Cornelia

Earth!

Can't swim! Save Blunk!

Cornelia

Can you believe what we just did?!

Irma

That was so unreal! Talk about teamwork!

Irma

It was so great! We fought and we flew, [about Blunk], and this slim-o creep-o thing escaped into the pipes!

If he comes up under the girls' locker room, I'm switching schools.

Irma

Oh, yeah! Well, top this! I give you: [Irma makes a water face resembling Cornelia] Cornelia!

Cornelia

Thanks for the nose.

Irma

Cornelia with a Broken Nose.

Irma

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Irma

Wait. You're telling us this is all the stink monkey's fault?

Caleb

Well, duh!

Duh? Your speech has, like, changed, Caleb.

Irma

Uh, is this small bloodsucking insect what I think it is?

Will

Don't say anything or they'll hear Taranee screaming back at school.

Martin

Hey, thanks for inviting me, sweetie-lips.

Irma

I didn't invite you, Martin. I didn't invite anyone. And don't you ever call me sweetie-lips!

Martin

I didn't want to say in front of the other guests but there were flies on your cupcakes. Don't worry, though, I pulled them off. [licking raisin on his finger] Oh. They're just raisins. I'll put them back. They're in my pocket.

Irma

My parents have been ruining my party for an hour. I hope you guys like pizza cuz there isn't gonna be anyone left in my house to eat it.

You're right, they're not inside!

Irma

Happy birthday, Pink Poopy Perky Pumpkin.

Will

You know what would be a great gift? For you to never say that again!

Irma

What's that, poopy?

Oh man, I hate community service day! Maybe I'll stand out all night in the parking lot with a pen in my hand.

Maybe I'll sleep in my locker.

Will

Guys, what is community service day?

Irma

Okay, tomorrow morning there is going to be a list on this board: 400 jobs, for 400 kids.

Cornelia

Out of those, maybe 10 won't totally stink.

And the last kids to sign up get the most gag-a-riffic ones.

Will

It can't be that bad...

Cornelia

Oh yeah? Try monkey bar scraper at the zoo!

Irma

Ok. You had it easy. I was a sewer ladder painter!

Will

Ok, got it! Get here early.