Matt Olsen quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Matt

[seeing Blunk and Jeek for the first time] What’s that smell?

Matt

Game, set, match, Shagon. So Shagoff!

Oh, there you are, Matthew, who's your little friend?

Will

It's Will, Sandra we're in the same history class, maths class, science class.

Well, I can't remember every face. Surely, you don't ski on those tiny little legs.

Will

As surely as you can talk with that tiny little brain!

[laughs] What are you saying?

Will

I'm saying, I can ski the home made goat pants off of you.

Well, then, we have to have a little race. Winner gets to sit with Matt on the bus ride back.

Will

Fine by me.

Matt

Uh, girls?

STAY OUT OF THIS!

Martin

Hey, Matt! I’m glad I ran into you. I need some woman advice. You know, for me and Irma.

Matt

Wrong guy, Martin. I’m still trying to figure Will out. Yesterday, she grabs me and kisses me and today she’s like, get off my sidewalk.

Martin

I know exactly what you mean! Except for that kissing part.

Matt

I shouldn’t have given up so easily.

Martin

I find that giving up is what women like best about me!

Will

Oh dear!

Matt

Will?

Will

Oh boy! I’d love to take you back to Earth and explain all this.

Matt

Back to Earth?

Will

But, unfortunately, we’re chasing this little green guy who betrayed us to sell something of ours to the Prince of Evil, so we have to keep moving.

Will

Matt, are you okay?

Matt

I think so.

Will

I guess now you understand why I missed a couple of classes lately? Let's go home.

Will

Matt, I know how you feel. It took me a long time to get it, too. The important thing is you can't tell anyone.

Matt

I wouldn't even know what to tell.

Boyfriend of Will! Hello again!

Matt

You’re that uh, that...

[extending his slimy hand] Blunk! High-five!

Matt

I don’t think so.

[shrugging] Uh, Suit self. That one [portal] only rocks. Follow! :[Blunk walks through the other portal and Matt follows]

Matt

How can I help?

Will

Wha... what are you talking about?! And what are you doing here?! You're just a kid!

Matt

What? So are you! Yesterday, you said Earth was in danger.

Will

You've got to come with me now.

Matt

[seeing Phobos] Who is that?!

Will

Unfortunately, that's the home team.

Blunk visit lots!

Caleb

What do you mean, visit? You live here!

Only part time. Earth need hero like Blunk too!

Irma

Yes! You're my hero, Blunk.

Matt

So, what's our next adventure?

Will

"Our" next adventure? I can't believe it's all over.

Will

Matt! Matt, over here!

Matt

Uh, thanks, but I'm gonna keep my boy, Caleb, company.

Will

Since when are they best buds?

XY plus XY...

Matt

So, how's Sheffield treating you?

Caleb

Is there really a 6 chair rule?

Matt

No idea what did you just said, but speaking of the Guardians...

Caleb

We weren't.

Matt

I want to be part of this whole thing. Fight alongside them.

Caleb

You're not a warrior.

Matt

That's why I need you to teach me. Tell you what, you train me and I'll show you the ropes in Sheffield.

Caleb

Ropes?

Matt

For starters, I wouldn't eat that meatloaf.

Caleb

Uh-oh.

Matt

We got a deal?

Caleb

Uh-huh.

Caleb

See? Now try it again.

Matt

Ow! Sorry. It's tougher than I thought.

Caleb

He is a cunning opponent.

Matt

Hello? Oh, hey, Will. I was just hanging. Huh? Uh, sure. Don't tell her about this. She'll just freak.

Caleb

Hello?

Will

Caleb, Blunk just arrived from Meridian.

Nice mousie! Juicy mousie!

Caleb

Right. I'm on the way. Meridian business, sorry.

Will

Did I do something wrong?

Matt

No, it's nothing like that. I've just been practicing. Rehearsing, I mean, with the band.

Matt

Ow!

Will

Sorry! I've been staticky lately.

Caleb

Ha!

Matt

I stink!

Caleb

Hey, nothing worth doing is easy and you're really are improving. Mostly 'cause I'm a great teacher.

Matt

You are inspiring.

Psst! Hero boys! Annihilators! City market, and not hunting for bargain!