Martin Tubbs quotes from W.I.T.C.H.

Martin

Hey, thanks for inviting me, sweetie-lips.

Irma

I didn't invite you, Martin. I didn't invite anyone. And don't you ever call me sweetie-lips!

Martin

I didn't want to say in front of the other guests but there were flies on your cupcakes. Don't worry, though, I pulled them off. [licking raisin on his finger] Oh. They're just raisins. I'll put them back. They're in my pocket.

Irma

Martin, where's Will?!

Martin

[singing and playing the lute] Alas, the maid you seek, my dear, has ne'er this morn appeared.

Irma

Ughh, one more note, you eat the lute.

Where's the rest of the committee? The carnival starts in three hours.

I got the balloons!

Balloons are not medieval decorations!

There's really old air inside them.

Irma

Uh, well uh, we do have a medieval minstrel!

Martin

Giveth me a minute, milady! Got to tuneth me lute.

Where is Will Vandom?! This spring carnival is a disaster!

Martin

Ha, tell me! [He turns around and points to the lute stuck in his trousers] Uriah gave me a lute wedgie in me green sleeves.

Martin

Hey, Matt! I’m glad I ran into you. I need some woman advice. You know, for me and Irma.

Matt

Wrong guy, Martin. I’m still trying to figure Will out. Yesterday, she grabs me and kisses me and today she’s like, get off my sidewalk.

Martin

I know exactly what you mean! Except for that kissing part.

Matt

I shouldn’t have given up so easily.

Martin

I find that giving up is what women like best about me!

Martin

Hey, hey! Come on, Irma! Give it up for the dancing machine! Whoo! Too hot not to try!

Irma

Okay, okay! I'll dance with you if you stop doing that!