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Babysit! But the premiere's tonight!

ALAnna Lair

So's the Patrol Man's Ball. [Irma's mother and father Tom leave] Have your brother in bed by eight!

[Chris, Irma's younger brother is driving around on a toy car and runs over Irma's foot. She screams in pain, and Chris drives to the kitchen and crashes]

Irma

Ughhh! I've got to find some sucker...I mean sitter, to cover for me.

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Will

She captured Caleb, attacked us at a school dance! She even came after us in our dreams!

Cornelia

Such a nightmare!

TTaranee

We're pretty sure she's pulling the strings of the Knights, too.

Irma

But we don't have a clue who the old hag is! Uh, No offence, Mage.

MThe Mage

None taken.

HLHay Lin

I drew this!

[gives a drawing of Nerissa to the Mage]

MThe Mage

Her image is unfamiliar to the Council of Kandrakar.

OThe Oracle

If only my powers were at full strength. But I am unable to divine her identity or purpose. Though, I do sense something else troubles our Guardians.

[Taranee, Will, Irma and Cornelia look at each other. Hay Lin is invisible]

Will

Well, there's that new lightning thing and I've started bringing electrical appliances to life.

[Hay Lin reappears]

HLHay Lin

Not to mention invisibility.

Cornelia

[Raises her hand] Telekinesis.

TTaranee

[Raises her hand] Mmmm, telepathy.

Irma

Y'know, normal teen stuff.

HHalinor

What you're experiencing is normal...for Guardians. You are progressing as expected.

OThe Oracle

And I am pleased you work so well together. Even in your dreams. Harmony is essential for the Heart of Kandrakar to be effective.

HLHay Lin

Oh, we're all about the harmony, Oracle.

[Taranee puts her arms around Hay Lin and Irma - Irma giggles]

TTaranee

In fact we're going to spend a whole week together.

Irma

Chilling at Cormoran Beach, thanks to my mom and dad.

[All the Guardians put their arms around each other and smile]

OThe Oracle

Then by all means, enjoy your sojourn. You have earned it.

[Later, in the car, on the way to the beach]

CChris

[leaping out of a car] Ohh...Finally air unpolluted by girl-breath.

Irma

I so wouldn't bring up breath, little brother...yours smelt steel.

ALAnna Lair

Irma! Chris! I refuse to listen to you bicker for an entire week.

TLTom Lair

Then I hope you brought earplugs.

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AAnna

Irma. Why is Will yelling at the toaster? And why did she name it?

Will

I don't care if you don't like raisins, Judy. [She shakes the toaster] Just give me my toast!

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[At Cormoran Beach, though there are other civilians there]

ALAnna Lair

Hey! How about a clam dig? All four of us! As a family!

Irma

Yeah, I'm allergic to shellfish.

AAnna

Since when?

[Irma's phone rings]

Irma

Since like, right now.

Irma

[walks off, down the beach. Into the phone] Shellfish Allergy Anonymous. Hello

HLHay Lin

Irma! Thank goodness. We couldn't reach Will or Taranee.

Irma

Hay Lin. Chill. What's wrong?

[Screen splits into three sections. On the left - Irma, the middle - Hay Lin, the right - Cornelia]

HLHay Lin

Phobos has escaped! You have to get back here.

Cornelia

Umm, not that I wouldn't love to be fighting evil right now... [to her mother] No mom! The black boots and the red pumps!...but I'm like a billion miles away.

Irma

Yeah, what are we supposed to do...

[Back to Irma in a single shot, Irma gestures to the sea]

Irma

...Walk to Heatherfield?

[Cut to Cornelia in a French shot, and as Hay Lin is talking, the shot transitions to her]

HLHay Lin

I don't know! Just be ready...I'll figure something out.

[She hangs up the phone, and is in the basement of The Silver Dragon with Yan Lin and Blunk, and after a beat cries]

HLHay Lin

Oh, I can't figure anything out!

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