(picks up toilet paper) I ought to take this and kill you both with it!
How could you kill us with toilet paper?
Put it down! Put it down!
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
(Cat is talking to Jade and trying to avoid Robbie, when he enters)
Well, think fast, because here he comes.
Quick, hide me!
(sarcastically) Where, in my bra?
Oh! (looks) No, that'll never work.
I just wanted to talk to her, she ran away from me! Why would a girl do that?
(Jade walks away)
Yeah, but you walked away.
You don't have to keep running away from me. I already asked Gabriella to be my date to the Cow Wow.
Gabriella?
Mmmhmm.
Well, what'd she say?
She said "Si".
That means yes!
I know! I looked it up.
(giggles) Well, yay! You got yourself a pretty girl to take to the Cow Wow.
Yeah. Well, I just wanted to let you know you don't have to run away from me anymore.
(giggles) Thanks, Robbie.
See you in class.
K.
(Robbie leaves, whistling. Cat takes a chair and hurls it against the wall)
Gabriella...
RRex
You were with another puppet.
Yeah, but it was just for one night!
RRex
Do you love him?
You mean Goonter?
RRex
Don't say his name!
No! I was just...alone.
(awkwardly waves) Bye... (leaves)
(Jade is wearing a gown to attract the flour bomber)
There's my girl, just blendin' in with the crowd.
I wanna know who that flour bomber is.
Ah, so you wore that to get his attention.
Yep, and when he tries to get me, I'm gonna grab him and wrestle him to the ground.
He might like that.
I'd like that. (Jade and Beck glare at him) I wouldn't like it.
It's the flour bomber!
(Tori has been dressed as Andre's Grandmother, screaming at him to help him write a song)
So, you just happened to have that wig here in your house?
Oh and your mom's pot pie.
What?
I've had better!
(Tori screams and throws pillow at the door, after Andre leaves)
[shouts] ANDRE! IT'S RAINING IN MY BATHROOM!
No, no, no.
Never heard that from a girl before.
Oh, hey you guys. You wanna know what I'm doing on my Pearpad?
TBTori and Beck
We didn't ask.
I'm using a new app. It calls 'Test Easy'. It's teaching me all kind of cool informations. Just in case I find myself in a situation where I need to know things.
Like a Game Show.
What? I mean I guess that's a good example. Now, I'm learning about America's 50 states. Did you know America has 50 states?
I did
Do you know which one of them is called Aloha state?
Yes.
It's Hawai-ai-ai .. Yay. Cat's scores. Ok, bye. I'm off to learn some more knowledge, just in case.
(Tori and her teammates check in to the show)
MEMale executive producer
(pointing to Jade) That's Tori Vega.
I'm Tori Vega.
I'm Tori Vega.
I'm Tori Vega.
(everyone stares at Cat)
(laughs) I'm not Tori Vega.
You insensitive witch!
You liar!
Look! Sinjin told me the winning team on Brain Squeezers splits $10,000, and I want my share of that money, Vega. I mean it! I want my slice!
DDave
A-salt! [salt pours all over Jade] And battery!
[as batteries fall on him] Ahhhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! What was that?!
DDave
That was a load of batteries.
I know what they were! Why'd you drop them on me? She got the answer wrong!
DDave
Good point. More batteries!
What are you--? [screams as batteries]
Okay, that- that's bonder-line dangerous!
Yeah, why don't you just drop a car battery on her head?!
DDace
Car battery! [a car battery hits Jade on the head]
OW!
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