One time, my brother found a vacuum cleaner in our church basement. He took it home and now he keeps it in his room.
Well, you should call the church and tell them he has it.
Ohhhhhh... they wouldn't want it back.
What is this, a meeting?
That's what my brother calls it when he and his friends hang out together and eat meat.
What?
A meating! Get it? (giggles) He's a disaster.
Those beams. Those laser beams! It's like a cage! A cage! Aaaah, I can't take it!!! Aaah, can't take it, aaah, can't take it! Can't take it!!!
(deadpan, to Andre) Hey, just checkin'. Can you take it?
No! Man, how long have we been sittin' here like this?
12 minutes.
I can't handle being trapped like this. We're like animals!
Oooh, can I be a hippapotamoose?
What?
It's French. For hippopotamus.
I gotta wazz.
So wazz!
Wazz where?
Just grab a bin.
Oh, ho, ho, Trina Vega does not wazz in bins.
At that movie you wazzed in a popcorn bucket.
A bucket is not a bin.
TSTori's Slap Status
Andre is driving us ALL to Wanko's! Cat is sitting by me. She smells GOOD :)
(gasps) Hey!
What?
I haven't said anything for a while.
(Cat tries to lick the laser beams)
Cat, no!
What are you doing?
I wanted to lick the laser beam with my tongue.
Why?
(sighs) Well...
You wanna know what flavor it is, don't you?
(Cat nods)
TSTori's Slap Status
Trapped in Wanko's! WDFD!
(Hides under bin with Tori) I like where this is going.
[explosively] Somebody just get me A SANDWICH!
Kay-kay. [runs through the laser-beams and the alarm goes off]
AAll
No, Cat!
[screams] I'm sorry!
[Sinjin and Burf are camping outside the store when the gang runs past them.]
[To Burf] Crazy bin heads.
[Burf shrugs. As Sinjin and Burf eat cucumbers on roasting forks, the gang drives off in a Andre's car.]
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