JJackson
I hear you do detective stuff for people.
I do favors for friends.
JJackson
I can pay.
Sit down, friend.
S1Silence of the Lamb
Veronica Mars. Is your daddy here or is he busy peeking in people's windows?
You stop dressing up like Little Bo Peep, he'll stop peeking.
[to Veronica] With your sleuth prowess and my programming skills, I don't think it's an exaggeration to say that we would rule the entire known universe.
GGabe
So you think the killer's a guitar player? That is brilliant. I think gutair players are too busy nailing women to be strangling them.
Even the wannabes and losers living in Neptune who don't realize that if they haven't made it by the time they're thirty it's because they're not going to. They're too busy?
Strapping on a guitar... does it get rid of feelings of inadequacy?
GGabe
Does strapping on a gun?
So, what made you decide to be a cop?
LLeo
Uh, well, it's the same old tired story. I was sent here by the agency to do a strip-o-gram for Inga, an armed robbery call came in, I figured I was in uniform anyway, so what the hell.
So you're saying you just kind of stumbled into it.
LLeo
Oh, what I'm trying to say is... This uniform? It's a tear-away.
So how do you wanna play this?
I say we play to our strengths.
So I'm good cop?
S1Clash of the Tritons
[in jail] Know any good lawyers?
Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
They take Diner's Club here?
This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader.
I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
No sweat! How do I do it?
Play on her insecurity.
I meant the fake ID.
Say repressed homosexuality! [takes a picture of the Tritons]
Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.
JMiss James
You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
JMiss James
You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
And what is so great about living?
V[Veronica]
[In Lamb's office] And I'll be over here chillin' like a villain.
[reading off of a $50 bill] Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
[slaps Lamb playfully] Oh, you stop it!
S1Lord of the Bling
Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail-jumpers with your legs, not your back.
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