Ho, ho, [looks at Veronica] ho.
S1An Echolls Family Christmas
[voiceover] What was I thinking? Christmas in Neptune is, was, and always will be, about the trappings: the lights and the tinsel they use to cover up the sordidness, the corruption. No, Veronica, there is no Santa Claus.
[Veronica and Weevil walk up to Logan, Duncan, and Sean who are all enjoying some pizza.]
So, good news, bad news. Good news is I know who stole the money. Bad news is I know who stole the money.
[Veronica, Logan, Duncan, and Weevil sitting at a table playing Poker. They all fold and Veronica reaches in to collect her winnings.]
A little impressed, aren't you?
CConnor
You must be really unlucky on love.
[Veronica laughes]
Ok, I say we take a little break, let the cosmos realign. 'Cause obviously something's up.
My father sent me with paperwork for your mom.
And you just wanted to say hi? It's a good thing I didn't have my slam book out.
I wanted to ask you about the game.
I've been meaning to ask you something. Did your super-sleuth kit come with a decoder ring? Do you have a pen that writes with invisible ink? Never mind, don't care. Mush! Mush!
You want a sodee pop or something?
You know? I think I want something with a little more kick. (grabs Duncan's bottle of Jack Daniels)
Hey, no.
(Veronica chugs from the bottle)
Damn girl!
Hmm, iced tea. How very musical theater of you.
Oh, I am so sick of not having money. I'd be the best rich person. Seriously. I'd be the perfect combination of frivolous and sensible. Money is so wasted on the wealthy.
My only concern is property values going down if anyone sees you in my house without a leaf blower or a skimmer.
You're concerned? I'm the one who's got to go up into the hills all by myself. What if I run into a pack of you white boys on some clean, well-lit street? I could be bored to death!
Love the smell of testosterone in the morning!
What do you want for Christmas?
Love and respect.
You know.. there are some people who think Christmas is about the birth of Christ, not baseball.
Well.. we're all entitled to our own religions Veronica.
(voice-over) I don't know if Connor's smile cost a million but his six-pack abs are worth at least double that. Damn. (pauses) I repeat, damn!
Do you even know how to play poker?
No, but it must be really hard if all you guys play.
S1Silence of the Lamb
You don't go to the Oceanside bars that the college kids hang out at, do you?
I prefer the biker bar by the train station. I get more attention there.
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