“Plan B” · Season 2
In this episode: Veronica Mars (6), Logan Echolls (2), Weevil Navarro (2), Mac Mackenzie (1), Don Lamb (1)
"Freedom. That's what it's all about, but talking about it and being it - that's two different things."
Whew. You came up all deliberate-like. I figured you wanted to be first in line to ask me to the Sadie Hawkins dance, not recite my prize-winning essay.
Neither, actually. I'm quoting Easy Rider, which you may remember making me watch last summer?
That's funny, that sounds a lot like my essay.
I need your help.
Ah, if I had fifty bucks every time someone said that.
Look, I know it's a drag being you, and...
No, seriously. I'm gonna need fifty bucks if you expect me to keep listening.
Well, I'm banking on curiosity getting the better of you..
[Veronica hesitates a long time, then stamps her foot.]
Alright tell me! Damn my curiosity!
So this is staking out, huh? It looks sexier in the movies.
Did you hear anything from Hannah?
Does deafening silence count?
You know, I'm not sure, but I think when they start shipping your girlfriends off, you are officially a bad boy. [they high-five each other]
Her dad and your dad should get together and go bowling.
This serves as a preemptive apology for the conversation that's about to take place. Okay, and... Beaver and I occasionally, you know, make out.
I made out once, back in the day. I think he had me pinned up against a woolly mammoth.
So, not that I'm an expert in this stuff, but four months, typical high school boy - there should be some... under-the-bra action, no?
Let me consult my 'Idiot's Guide to Wanton Behavior': basically, you're asking me because I'm the sluttiest person you know?
Um, "slutty" is your word choice. Mine was "worldly."
So four months and nada?
Hand holding, kissing.
Tongue?
Some tongue.
Ass grabbing?
Helped me brush the dog hair off my pants once.
Still picking winners, huh, Veronica?
I told you, when I start picking losers, it's all you.
You know, an 09er could come in here with tea leaves and a Ouija board and they'd send out a SWAT team. It's time for plan B.
Not just yet, Dirty Harry.
In case you haven't noticed, I ain't no mick cop.
Uh, okay. Dirty Sanchez?
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