Marshall Nesbitt quotes from Undeclared

Marshall

Yeah, come on guys, don't make fun of Steve... Or his breasts will lactate.

Marshall

Well at least you can't tell I peed myself back there.

Marshall

Hey, do you know how to do laundry?

Rachel

Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you hold my hand?

Marshall

Yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

Rachel

It's just... I'm having a panic attack and it usually goes away if I hold somebody's hand and I tell them I'm having a panic attack.

Marshall

OK. OK.

Rachel

I got... I gotta get outta here.

Marshall

Uh, no, no. It's OK. It's OK. Um, I'll distract you. Um, I'm studying music. What's your major?

Rachel

I don't know yet. I haven't decided.

Marshall

You haven't picked a major yet!?

Rachel

[Frantically] God, what are you trying to do to me?

Ron

Tell you what, free or not, I can't eat another bite.

Marshall

Hey dude, what's up?

Steven

Well, I have to find a job, or else you guys will be looking for a new roommate. My dad forgot to pay my tuition...

Ron

Okay, I got it. I saw this in a film. You are a student by day, and an illustrious man prostitute by night.

Marshall

Hey! Dude, I could totally hook you up with a job in the cafeteria, man! Boss totally loves me, dude!

Steven

Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass. I'd rather be a man whore than work there. No offense.

Marshall

No, no, it's cool.

Steven

Oh, is that jello, could I have some of that?

Marshall

No, you can't.

Ron

Thank you. I thought he was fattening me up to eat me or something. Ridiculous.

Marshall

You're really smart.

Rachel

Thanks.

Marshall

And you're pretty. You're smart and pretty... Like a dolphin.

Marshall

Adam Sandler I just, uh, I just want you to know that, um, I'm a really big fan.

Thank you.

Marshall

Yeah. Especially Billy Madison.

Oh yeah?

Marshall

That was like... that was like punk-rock.

[laughing] I guess so.

Marshall

But like everything after that, though, I just -- I just didn't like, you know what I mean.

Ron

Are you hungry for breakfast yet?

Aww... yeah, I'm hungry... but not for breakfast, though.

Ron

Oh, so, uh, you want seconds. There's plenty of Ron left. Yeah I got... what do you want? I got Ron links. Those are good.

That sounds good.

Ron

There's Ronffles, which is like a waffle, kind of.

Kind of!

Marshall

I'm right here. I exist. Please stop talking like that!

Hey, Marshall, why don't you just go back to pretending like you're asleep like you did last night.

Marshall

Lloyd, you know how girls like you?

Lloyd

Yeah.

Marshall

Um, I was wondering if you get a lot of 'em tonight, if it's cool if I take your overflow?

Lloyd

Marshall, I bequeath you my overflow.

Marshall

YES!