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Undeclared · Season 1

Ron, Marshall and others in “Jobs, Jobs, Jobs”

[Ron and Marshall are eating free cafeteria food.]

Ron

Tell you what, free or not, I can't eat another bite.

Marshall

Hey dude, what's up?

Steven

Well, I have to find a job, or else you guys will be looking for a new roommate. My dad forgot to pay my tuition...

Ron

Okay, I got it. I saw this in a film. You are a student by day, and an illustrious man prostitute by night.

Marshall

Hey! Dude, I could totally hook you up with a job in the cafeteria, man! Boss totally loves me, dude!

Steven

Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass. I'd rather be a man whore than work there. No offense.

Marshall

No, no, it's cool.

Steven

Oh, is that jello, could I have some of that?

Marshall

No, you can't.

Ron

Thank you. I thought he was fattening me up to eat me or something. Ridiculous.

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