Lloyd Haythe quotes from Undeclared

Lloyd

It's never too late to make a new beginning.

Lloyd

Did you ever think that maybe the entire way you looked at the world was wrong?

Lloyd

I don't know anything anymore.

Lloyd

You know what, Hillary, I.. we can't do this.

Why?

Lloyd

Um... Because I have herpes.

So what? I do too! Everybody does!

Lloyd

Yeah, I know, but um... you know what? I-I just... You're an RA, I'm a student, what if someone was to see? I don't...

I'll go fast, like a man, just give it!

Steven

I'm exploring my options.

Lloyd

Okay, Lizzie... Your right hand. Those are your options.

Marshall

Lloyd, you know how girls like you?

Lloyd

Yeah.

Marshall

Um, I was wondering if you get a lot of 'em tonight, if it's cool if I take your overflow?

Lloyd

Marshall, I bequeath you my overflow.

Marshall

YES!