Rachel Lindquist quotes from Undeclared

Marshall

Hey, do you know how to do laundry?

Rachel

Hey, could you do me a favor? Could you hold my hand?

Marshall

Yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

Rachel

It's just... I'm having a panic attack and it usually goes away if I hold somebody's hand and I tell them I'm having a panic attack.

Marshall

OK. OK.

Rachel

I got... I gotta get outta here.

Marshall

Uh, no, no. It's OK. It's OK. Um, I'll distract you. Um, I'm studying music. What's your major?

Rachel

I don't know yet. I haven't decided.

Marshall

You haven't picked a major yet!?

Rachel

[Frantically] God, what are you trying to do to me?

Rachel

These herbal remedies totally work. And they're all natural, from the earth!

Ron

Like one time I, uh, I ate grass until I puked like a dog and then I felt like so much better. Like that, right?

Marshall

You're really smart.

Rachel

Thanks.

Marshall

And you're pretty. You're smart and pretty... Like a dolphin.

Lizzie

I don't know. This seems like a bad idea. It's like cheating.

Rachel

It's not like cheating. It is cheating. This is cheating.

Lizzie

How did you get so smart?

Uh, I uh, I read, I read like 8 or 9 books a week.

Rachel

Wow!

Steven

Told ya.

I also do a lot of speed. All the time.

I am not fat! I am voluptuous! I got back.

Rachel

Yeah, well just don't back into me!