A character in Undeclared
Played by Jason Segal
Undeclared · 36 quotes
7th most-quoted character in Undeclared: in 3 of its 36 quotes
EricI was at work today, and I thought of the coolest idea. I'm gonna start my own internet! It's awesome! I'll tell you why. Because first of all, the regular internet is too crowded. And second, my internet will be for people who might not have computers, and we'll mail you your email through your regular mail!
EricYou're not my girlfriend. You're my girl-enemy.
She's a good girl man, I know.
EricI know.
Reminds me of another girl I once knew.
EricWho?
Her name is Your Mother. I'll tell you something, buddy. There is nothing as good as the love of a good woman. Except ecstasy.
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