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Undeclared · Season 1

“Jobs, Jobs, Jobs” quotes from Undeclared

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“Jobs, Jobs, Jobs” · Season 1

In this episode: Lloyd Haythe (3), Ron Garner (2), Steven Karp (2), Marshall Nesbitt (1)

Well I have to find a job or else you guys will be looking for a new roommate. My dad Forgot to pay the tuition.

Okay. Got it, I saw this in a film, you are a student by day and a lustrous man prostitute by night.

[Ron and Marshall are eating free cafeteria food.]

Tell you what, free or not, I can't eat another bite.

Hey dude, what's up?

Well, I have to find a job, or else you guys will be looking for a new roommate. My dad forgot to pay my tuition...

Okay, I got it. I saw this in a film. You are a student by day, and an illustrious man prostitute by night.

Hey! Dude, I could totally hook you up with a job in the cafeteria, man! Boss totally loves me, dude!

Uh, no thanks, I think I'll pass. I'd rather be a man whore than work there. No offense.

No, no, it's cool.

Oh, is that jello, could I have some of that?

No, you can't.

Thank you. I thought he was fattening me up to eat me or something. Ridiculous.

Did you ever think that maybe the entire way you looked at the world was wrong?

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