[Janet is in the wedding shop, trying to preoccupy Louise and Donna so she can find her dress. She calls Donna and Louise over.]
[She shows Donna a tartan dress]
I didn't know you were Scottish.
Um... well, Jonny is. Or his Dad is. He is um... Jonny McCloud of the Clan McCloud...
Yeah, that was "Highlander".
Anyway, look, I thout it would be really nice for him to see his family's tartan on his wedding day, so, there you go!
But there's only one dress.
In that case, Louise, you can try this on.
[Janet shows Louise a vivid Green dress]
Um... but this isn't Tartan, we won't match.
No, no, that dress has been um... chosen to represent Jonny's love of... green stuff.
Yeah, but, um, Janet?
Yeah?
...These dresses ming.
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