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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps · Season 3, Episode 6

Jonny and Janet in “Dresses Dresses Dresses”

Jonny

Well, I know Gaz wouldn't pay a fortune for something that he could only use once and think it was great.

Janet

What about when he lost his virginity to Dirty Lil?

Jonny

That wasn't a month's wages, it was two cans of White Lightning.

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