Gaz
[to Donna, who is asleep] [In New York accent] Wake up and smell the caw-fee!
Donna
oh, Gaz, I was having the best dream ever then.
Gaz
Was it about me, the Sugababes and loads of coal?
Donna
No, I dreamt I was asleep.
Gaz
Yeah, and?
Donna
Yeah, that was it, I was asleep, and then this stupid monkey came in and said [in New York accent] "Wake up and smell the caw-fee!"
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