[Inside the Wedding dress shop, Louise enters in Janet's chosen wedding dress]
Donna
[Gasp] You look like a sweet!
Louise
...a sweet what?
Donna
No, just a sweet, like a Campino, or a truffle. Better than that, you look like a toilet roll cover!
Louise
Thank you!
Janet
That's a wedding dress...
Louise
Janet, we're in a wedding dress shop, what do you expect me to be wearing? The Turin Shroud?
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