I am your prince and I shall awaken you with my mighty sword.
You're scared of sheep?! That's stupid; they can't hurt you.
That's what they want you to think!
You didn't know I was afraid of sheep; I didn't know you were afraid of sex.
I don't want to be standing by the altar with you an iron lung coughing blood and phlegm at me!
[sniffing the card her secret admirer sent her] Who do I know who smells of paper?
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