Jonny and Gaz in “Kangaroo”

Jonny

She's a funny one is Janet, she'll do anything, things that even I find disgusting. She does things with a cucumber you wouldn't believe.

Gaz

Oh yeah, like what?

Jonny

This one time, I walked into the bedroom and she was lying on the bed with with cucumber slices on her eyes and mud on her face, she's pure dirt!