A character in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Played by Will Mellor
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps · 82 quotes
Most-quoted character in Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: in 31 of its 82 quotes
Most scenes with: Jonny (9), Donna (4)
Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea
GazWhich tea?
I tell you I'm a Junkie, a flunkie,
Cruising my ass with an Oreo,
Don't need a ho.
Got my Garibaldi, not Barlow, he's gone now.
I need a Kit Kat,
When the rhyme's fat,
With the beat I can't cheat,
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother?
HELL NO!
GazBut Johnny don't you know? Ohh-ohh
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