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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Jonny and Gaz in “When Janet Met Jonny”

Jonny

Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea

Gaz

Which tea?

Jonny

I tell you I'm a Junkie, a flunkie,

Cruising my ass with an Oreo,

Don't need a ho.

Got my Garibaldi, not Barlow, he's gone now.

I need a Kit Kat,

When the rhyme's fat,

With the beat I can't cheat,

Can a biscuit cheat like a mother?

HELL NO!

Gaz

But Johnny don't you know? Ohh-ohh

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