Flo quotes from Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

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Don't be late, I'm making take-away for tea!

Flo

Your girlfriend's mother is the biggest taboo of all.

Flo

They may have a sneeze guard but it's no match for embryotic fluid!

Flo

You two should never talk. You've got one of them relationships based on lust and you must never lose that.

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Apparently it’s illegal to advertise yourself in phone boxes. Ask me why, I don’t know. British Telecom do it.