Sharon
What happened to your hand?
Berg
I was so upset about the whole thing with Nicole that I punched a mailbox causing me physical pain and a possible federal crime.
Sharon
That’s the best you could come up with?
Berg
It’s better than ‘I was so upset I wrapped my hand in this bandage.’
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