Guys, come on -- for once I need my own life.
He can't have his own life. Especially when we got nothing going on.
“Two Guys, a Girl and a Tattoo” · Season 2
In this episode: Berg (8), Sharon Carter (4), Pete (3), Doctor Ashley Walker (1)
What is wrong with you?
I'm sorry, this is how we play. When one of us is down, ya kick em!
Ashley, what are you doing here?
Well, it’s a women’s gym, so obviously I was in the back having a pillow fight in my panties.
I hate my gym, all it is is a disgusting meat market. They lure men into joining by putting all the Silicon Sallies by the window so they can ogle them.
You didn’t make the window again, huh?
No, third row.
What happened to your hand?
I was so upset about the whole thing with Nicole that I punched a mailbox causing me physical pain and a possible federal crime.
That’s the best you could come up with?
It’s better than ‘I was so upset I wrapped my hand in this bandage.’
A few years ago, I kinda met Nicole at a party.
Don’t tell me you slept with her.
Well, that kinda ruins the end of my story.
NNicole
Forget it. I’m not going to have it removed.
Alright so keep ‘Berg’. But how about writing the word ‘ice’ in front of it?
NNicole
No.
‘Hinden’?
NNicole
I’m not touching it.
‘Whoopi Gold’?
What am I supposed to do? Go up to every girl I meet at a party and say, “Excuse me, are you planning on dating Pete Dunville in 3 years?”
You will not believe the humiliation I just suffered for you. I had to peek into every shower stall. I got three screams, two dirty looks, and an invitation to play golf.
Holy incompatability, Batman.
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