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S9 E1

Two and a Half Men · Season 9, Episode 1

Alan, Lydia and others in “Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt”

Alan

I'd like to take a moment to talk about my brother and his incredible love for life.

Lydia

He also loved being back for a week.

MMichelle

…while wearing my panties.

PMiss Pasternak

He used my panties to make tea.

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