Alan and Walden in “Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt”

Alan

So, just out of curiosity, how does someone get to be worth so much money?

Walden

Well, it's pretty simple, really. You ever hear of BlunGogo.com?

Alan

No.

Walden

You never will, because Microsoft bought it from me for $1.3 Billion. Then they bundled it with their "iPod killer," the Zune.

Alan

Really? I don't think it came with my Zune.

Walden

You bought a Zune?

Alan

I had a coupon.