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S9 E1

Two and a Half Men · Season 9, Episode 1

Walden and Alan in “Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt”

(Walden and Alan, in a bar, talking about Judith and Alan's divorce)

Why did she (Judith) leave you?

Not a clue, she's a crazy bitch.

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