Hey.
Hey.
How'd it go with Gabrielle?
I think you know how it went.
Yeah, I do. It's kinda like necrophilia, isn't it?
I didn't go through with it.
Really?
Guess we're different that way. (pause) So... I didn't really steal her from you, did I?
Nope.
You were trying to get rid of her the whole time, weren't you?
Yep. But I didn't want to hurt her feelings. Thanks for helping me out with that.
Well, at least now we're even, right?
Not quite.
What do you mean?
(appears) Charlie. Are you coming back to bed?
Charity? Charity Kirschenbaum?
Oh, hi, Alan. Long time no see.
Yeah. 20 years.
She looks great, doesn't she? Come on, baby.
But, but, but...
Now we're even. (leaves with Charity; Alan gets enraged to the point where he says...)
[yelling from distance] I... HATE... YOOOOOOOOUUUU!
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